Obama Re-elected

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Alas.. when veiled sarcasm doesn't work, all we have left is the direct approach.

Kewpie, you and your friend Sumydid are insensitive bigots. The average Mexican, aborigine or "interchangeable"
minority member has more character and integrity and more to offer the world than the two of you put together.



[Insert punchline here]
I'm happily married to a Mexican beauty the likes of which you could only dream of beholding. You spent 2 pages of a thread BEGGING for racial jokes... applauding and encouraging them. The only one I submitted, I even prefaced it as an offensive joke I once heard.

We were immediately on to your pathetic, weasely, transparent effort to "trick" others into saying things you would only later condemn. Though I don't believe there is a penalty for entrapment, those who practice it automatically lose their case and suffer a severely weakened reputation. I assume any prosecutor who regularly practices entrapment would eventually be disbarred and kicked out of the legal system. Deservedly so.

And by the way, I wouldn't recommend you keep wearing that "[insert punchline here]" sign on the back of your pants. Someone might just take you up on it.

Alas, the joke is on you afterall.

Read a book!

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Originally posted by sumydid
I'm happily married to a Mexican beauty the likes of which you could only dream of beholding. You spent 2 pages of a thread BEGGING for racial jokes... applauding and encouraging them. The only one I submitted, I even prefaced it as an offensive joke I once heard.

We were immediately on to your pathetic, weasely, transparent effort to "trick" others int ...[text shortened]... your pants. Someone might just take you up on it.

Alas, the joke is on you afterall.
That's the trouble with traps.

Sometimes you trap a skunk.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
FINALLY you ADMIT IT!!! 😛
Your inbred faggotry truly knows no bounds.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
That's the trouble with traps.

Sometimes you trap a skunk.
"You're right. Know any good Mexican jokes?"

Sarcasm has it's place and can be effective, but you have to tailor it to the given audience, clearly you were far too subtle on this occasion, dont give up though.🙂

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My dear people of America, I love you all but I'm with phlabibit on this one.
But then I suppose i am biased because I am Irish and most of the Irish support
the Democrats more so than the GOP.

You guys will just have to accept the result. That's it. That's democracy.
The principle upon which your nation is founded. Don't forget we Irish helped to build America and make it great. Yes we, like you also made mistakes along the way, like back in 1968 the Irish marched along with other American groups to keep black people out of college. That is something
we and others should be ashamed of. Your nation says it does cherish all and so it should for only together can one nation be great. Division only weakens you.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
That's the trouble with traps.

Sometimes you trap a skunk.
Even worse is when the skunk knows full well what is going on and sprays shmeg all over your face when you try to grab him... then runs away, laughing.

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
My dear people of America, I love you all but I'm with phlabibit on this one.
But then I suppose i am biased because I am Irish and most of the Irish support
the Democrats more so than the GOP.

You guys will just have to accept the result. That's it. That's democracy.
The principle upon which your nation is founded. Don't forget we Irish hel ...[text shortened]... all and so it should for only together can one nation be great. Division only weakens you.
I not only accept that Obama was put back into power by 50% of our nation... I fully embrace it. I think he should get everything he wants... completely unobstructed and unfettered. Now obviously I'm being cynical but I've changed my tune. I'm not fighting it anymore. I truly want this country to get exactly what it voted for. Take a look at interviews with the typical Obama supporters. Most of them didn't even know who the vice president is. Like mindless drones... like zombies... they staggered their way to the voting booths and honed in on the shiny "get free stuff" button. Now it's time for them to learn what they did to the rest of us.

Rahm Emanuel's statement should be the official Obama bumper sticker: "Never let a crisis go to waste." I hope Obama figures out some way through so-called "crisis," to extend his presidency to 12+ years. All I need now is to hook up with my attorney and see what goodies I'm entitled to. I can't wait!

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Oo!! By the way, we've got 3 Supreme Court Justices in their late 70's. Let's hope and pray that Obama gets to replace them all with Judges that think just like him! That way we are promised another 30-40 years of accelerated Progressive-Liberal, Socialist jurisprudence. Viva Ameritopia!

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All this free stuff I'm entitled to... this has got me thinking. As a Christian, should I be tithing 10% of my free stuff? And, if that's true, then can I argue legally that I should be given EXTRA to cover my tithe? Let's see... yeah, that's it. 100% / 90% = 111%

I should get 111% of the normal free stuff, so I can cover my tithe and still net what Obama promised me. I'll have to work on that legal brief. More on that later.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
That's a delightful joke! 🙂

Do you know any Puerto Rican jokes?
Why does Puerto Rico want to join the United States?

Because they can't walk across the border and they are too lazy to swim.

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How would they add another star to the US flag?

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Originally posted by Kewpie
How would they add another star to the US flag?
Easiest thing would be to let us Texans secede from the union, so they don't have to add a star.

Texas is the 14th largest economy in the world, and we would have no trouble whatsoever governing and supporting ourselves. I think a secession would be great and I'm in full support of it. I'll take a bullet for the team, and sacrifice all my promised free stuff, so that perhaps this great state of Texas can form a more perfect union.

The ink just dried. I'm the 114,182nd signature on the petition.

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Originally posted by sumydid
Easiest thing would be to let us Texans secede from the union, so they don't have to add a star.

Texas is the 14th largest economy in the world, and we would have no trouble whatsoever governing and supporting ourselves. I think a secession would be great and I'm in full support of it. I'll take a bullet for the team, and sacrifice all my promised free ...[text shortened]... m a more perfect union.

The ink just dried. I'm the 114,182nd signature on the petition.
With your death penalty policy I would give you 10 years as a lone state
away from the union. You'd all kill each other and there would be none of you left.

Texas would then be re absorbed back into the USA and the Federal Government
would have to start a new re-population program.

With that and re investment the new Texas would become a more rational
Democrat state. Much more sensible than the rabid good ol boys state that
currently exists.

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It blows my mind, completely, how these Anti Obama people forget where we were 4 years ago. Economy crashed, People losing jobs and homes, Auto industry tanked, 2 wars going on, in which we should have never been in one of them. The surplus in our economy going from surplus to debt, and a president who lost touch with reality.
Do I think Obama is a great president, no, but I can't stand the fact that those that become incredibly critical of him forget the issues that he inherited and for some stupid reason, expected him to fix within 4 years, It took 8 years to see an economy destroyed, and it is going to take more than 8 years to fix.
Oh and in case you forgot, Unemployment is down, and our troops are coming home. So stop reading your emails and start looking at facts.

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Originally posted by KJCavalier
It blows my mind, completely, how these Anti Obama people forget where we were 4 years ago. Economy crashed, People losing jobs and homes, Auto industry tanked, 2 wars going on, in which we should have never been in one of them. The surplus in our economy going from surplus to debt, and a president who lost touch with reality.
Do I think Obama is a grea ...[text shortened]... s down, and our troops are coming home. So stop reading your emails and start looking at facts.
Well said

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Speaking of ethnic jokes. I think the only ones who tell jokes about Norwegians are American Norwegians. Hubby has a library full of Norwegian joke books. Trouble is, he can't read them aloud to anyone because he gets to laughing so hard!