Objects in mirror...

@rookie54 said
...no soup for you.

remember when we...

... uh, what was the question ?

Never say ...

@moonbus said
... uh, what was the question ?

Never say ...

..throw me that pen to a darts player.

A cat has 9 lives but...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
..throw me that pen to a darts player.

A cat has 9 lives but...

...i'm president and you're not.

the only incurable disease is...

@rookie54 said
...i'm president and you're not.

the only incurable disease is...

the one that has not yet been cured.

When I was a youngster I used to...

@great-big-stees said
the one that has not yet been cured.

When I was a youngster I used to...

spend much of my time in jail.

Speaking of which...

@great-big-stees said
the one that has not yet been cured.

When I was a youngster I used to...

...jeez, stees, not here! go to yer room and put some pants on.

never take the last...

@torunn said
spend much of my time in jail.

Speaking of which...

when did you get out?

Here today gone...

@rookie54 said
...jeez, stees, not here! go to yer room and put some pants on.

never take the last...

train to Clarksville.


I once saw a...

@great-big-stees said
train to Clarksville.


I once saw a...

...a girl, or should I say, she once saw me.

Isn't it good...

@wolfe63 said
...a girl, or should I say, she once saw me.

Isn't it good...

to have no debts?

Then there was...

@great-big-stees said
to have no debts?

Then there was...

... a little man with a big gun.

Absolutely no refunds after...

@wolfe63 said
... a little man with a big gun.

Absolutely no refunds after...

you've used it.

If only I'd...

@great-big-stees said
you've used it.

If only I'd...

...bought Microsoft Stock in November of '87!

Step up to the...

@wolfe63 said
...bought Microsoft Stock in November of '87!

Step up to the...

the bar please. You just bought a round for the house.

I once had a...

@great-big-stees said
the bar please. You just bought a round for the house.

I once had a...

...very good attention for detai... hey look! A quarter.

How loud can a fat dog...