Objects in mirror...

@js357 said
...like the horse you rode in on.

Every cloud has a...

...asbestos lining.

unicorns taste best when roasted with...

@rookie54 said
...asbestos lining.

unicorns taste best when roasted with...

...Italians.

If you have to say something kind...

@mudfinger said
...Italians.

If you have to say something kind...

... wait till a jerk, changes your mind.

Off the beaten...

@wolfe63 said
... wait till a jerk, changes your mind.

Off the beaten...

...froth of egg yokes,
lies a sticky joke.


you wanna cry about something???
i'll give you something to ...

@rookie54 said
...froth of egg yokes,
lies a sticky joke.


you wanna cry about something???
i'll give you something to ...

...hurt yourself with!

Can you dance the...

@mudfinger said
...hurt yourself with!

Can you dance the...

...delicto in flagrante???

let me hold yer...

@rookie54 said
...delicto in flagrante???

let me hold yer...

...weinerschnitzel while you pet my dachshund.

every man is a legend, in his own

@wolfe63 said
...weinerschnitzel while you pet my dachshund.

every man is a legend, in his own

...mancave.

Tomorrow never...

@mudfinger said
...mancave.

Tomorrow never...

... entirely delivers what yesterday promised.

One dog barks at the moon and ten others ...

@moonbus said
... entirely delivers what yesterday promised.

One dog barks at the moon and ten others ...

...eat all his sausages.

The hand that rocks the cradle...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...eat all his sausages.

The hand that rocks the cradle...

...doesn't stay attached for long, in Texas. 😉

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But...

@wolfe63 said
...doesn't stay attached for long, in Texas. 😉

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But...

...when West Fraser Timber Co arrives, watch out.

If the truth be told, the Senate...

@great-big-stees said
...when West Fraser Timber Co arrives, watch out.

If the truth be told, the Senate...

... never told the truth.

Whom gods destroy, they first ...

@moonbus said
... never told the truth.

Whom gods destroy, they first ...

...ask, "Are you, or have you every been a member of of Satan's gang?"

Jack be nimble, Jack be...

@great-big-stees said
...ask, "Are you, or have you every been a member of of Satan's gang?"

Jack be nimble, Jack be...

...shut the hell up.

They all fell down...