Objects in mirror...

@mudfinger said
...very good attention for detai... hey look! A quarter.

How loud can a fat dog...

...lay an egg on your neighbor's porch?

Have no fear...

@mudfinger said
...very good attention for detai... hey look! A quarter.

How loud can a fat dog...

actually bark with a mouthful of cat?

Have you ever...


Oooops, forget it. 😳

@wolfe63 said
...lay an egg on your neighbor's porch?

Have no fear...

it's JUST me.

Who said I couldn't...

@great-big-stees said
it's JUST me.

Who said I couldn't...

... have another ...

@moonbus said
... have another ...

..Tattoo on my forehead?

There's money to be made...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
..Tattoo on my forehead?

There's money to be made...

...in future tattoo removal services. Especially when the current generation finds that age has degraded the quality of their "art". (Ever seen an anchor tat on an emaciated 80 year old tricep, which was originally placed on bicep?) 🙁

- Look away, look away, look away, oh...

@wolfe63 said
...in future tattoo removal services. Especially when the current generation finds that age has degraded the quality of their "art". (Ever seen an anchor tat on an emaciated 80 year old tricep, which was originally placed on bicep?) 🙁

- Look away, look away, look away, oh...

...kay, now look over here.


My doctor said that if I...

@great-big-stees said
...kay, now look over here.


My doctor said that if I...

... just behave...

... I'll be...

@torunn said
... just behave...

... I'll be...

seeing you in old familiar places.


If only I had...

@great-big-stees said
seeing you in old familiar places.


If only I had...

... listened to what my doctor said.

Point away from face before ...

@moonbus said
... listened to what my doctor said.

Point away from face before ...

you, mistakenly, pull the trigger.

If it ain't broke...

@great-big-stees said
you, mistakenly, pull the trigger.

If it ain't broke...

...pawn it for cigarettes.

You can take a Rusty to water...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...pawn it for cigarettes.

You can take a Rusty to water...

and it becomes rustier.

I spy with my...

@great-big-stees said
and it becomes rustier.

I spy with my...

...glass eye.

Reminiscing is...

@wolfe63 said
...glass eye.

Reminiscing is...

is 20/20.


Why, on earth, would I ever...