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@ghost-of-a-duke said
...if your neighbours have 4 motorbikes in their front yard.


When life slaps you in the face with a wet kipper...
... make lemonade.

Nine times out of ten, ...

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@moonbus said
... make lemonade.

Nine times out of ten, ...
...homemade lemonade is undrinkable.


Red wine is good for...

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
...homemade lemonade is undrinkable.


Red wine is good for...
...spilling on your passive-aggressive friend's sofa. 😀

One for the money, two for the...

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@wolfe63 said
...spilling on your passive-aggressive friend's sofa. 😀

One for the money, two for the...
..hell of it.

Is it true that...

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@great-big-stees said
..hell of it.

Is it true that...
...all canadians are...

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@rookie54 said
...all canadians are...
as handsome as me?

The stars at night - are big and bright...

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@great-big-stees said
as handsome as me?

The stars at night - are big and bright...
...but a moon in the day, leaves little to say.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I ...

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@wolfe63 said
...but a moon in the day, leaves little to say.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I ...
couldn't find my map.

Two's company and...

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@great-big-stees said
couldn't find my map.

Two's company and...
others are superfluous.

Can I count on...

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@torunn said
others are superfluous.

Can I count on...
your predictions?

I, once wanted to be...

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@great-big-stees said
your predictions?

I, once wanted to be...
...a psychiatrist, but my parents thought that was crazy.

Under every stone...

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@wolfe63 said
...a psychiatrist, but my parents thought that was crazy.

Under every stone...
...is a flat bug.

Only a real man can wear...

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
...is a flat bug.

Only a real man can wear...
women's clothing.

Why on earth...

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@mudfinger said
women's clothing.

Why on earth...
didn't Ford fix the Pinto's gas tank issues?

Have you ever...

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@great-big-stees said
didn't Ford fix the Pinto's gas tank issues?

Have you ever...
wondered why ...