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@moonbus said
or why ...
... or even where...


we would ever know...

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@torunn said
... or even where...


we would ever know...
...how the blind find that they've finished wiping.

And the cow jumped over the...

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@wolfe63 said
...how the blind find that they've finished wiping.

And the cow jumped over the...
...barbed wire fence.

Splish splash, I was...

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@js357 said
...barbed wire fence.

Splish splash, I was...
wondering where I had left my life preserver.


Ask me no questions, I'll tell you...

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@great-big-stees said
wondering where I had left my life preserver.


Ask me no questions, I'll tell you...
alternative facts.

If man was meant to fly, he'd ...

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@moonbus said
alternative facts.

If man was meant to fly, he'd ...
...buy hiz own dang ticket.

mama told me there'd be...

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@rookie54 said
...buy hiz own dang ticket.

mama told me there'd be...
people I should stay away from; what she didn't tell me was ...

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@moonbus said
people I should stay away from; what she didn't tell me was ...
...how much fun they can be.

Don’t rain on...

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@js357 said
...how much fun they can be.

Don’t rain on...
... MacArthur's Park.

At high altitudes:

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@wolfe63 said
... MacArthur's Park.

At high altitudes:
...you can hold yer breath for hours, try it.

melts in yer mouth, not in yer...

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@rookie54 said
...you can hold yer breath for hours, try it.

melts in yer mouth, not in yer...
...Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano.


My second car is a ...

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
...Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano.


My second car is a ...
...1976 Fiat 500 (Cinque Cento).

Danger! Do not remove while...

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@wolfe63 said
...1976 Fiat 500 (Cinque Cento).

Danger! Do not remove while...
...driving your Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano.


Never bet you Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano in a card game, unless...

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
...driving your Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano.


Never bet you Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano in a card game, unless...
you have a loaded 45 under the table to back up your pair of deuces.

Honk if ...

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@moonbus said
you have a loaded 45 under the table to back up your pair of deuces.

Honk if ...
...you have a loaded 45 under the table.

homemade underwear...