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On-line dating sites: Post your best story.

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coquette
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Originally posted by Phranny
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Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by Phranny
Desperation Personified.

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I feel robbed of a made up story :'(

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No, you were robbed of a true story, but only because some people know better than to post anything true in the GF because... well, because of people like you.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Desperation Personified.
It's not desperation... it's more the times we live in.

Get with it, Bob.

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To exit relationship press ESC

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umm, yeah.

I could curl your hair, sister. 😞

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Originally posted by Phranny
This guy I know once cooked and ate a young Thai boy he met online. He was prepared in a delicate coconut curry sauce and served over jasmine rice with a smokey pinot gris and a peach sorbet for desert.

The point being, online dating dramatically raises your chances of being someone's dinner rather than going to dinner with them. There are 25 to 100 active serial killers in the US and a host of football player rapists. Have fun with that online dating scene.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This guy I know once cooked and ate a young Thai boy he met online. He was prepared in a delicate coconut curry sauce and served over jasmine rice with a smokey pinot gris and a peach sorbet for desert.

The point being, online dating dramatically raises your chances of being someone's dinner rather than going to dinner with them. There are 25 to ...[text shortened]... llers in the US and a host of football player rapists. Have fun with that online dating scene.
I thought it was "fava beans".


This is why I learned a martial art AND carry a gun.

No one is getting away with f'ing with me.

(Unless it's my idea, naturally. 🙂 )

Actually, statistically, women are far more likely to be a victim of someone they know. Probably precisely because they are wary of people they don't know.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This guy I know once cooked and ate a young Thai boy he met online. He was prepared in a delicate coconut curry sauce and served over jasmine rice with a smokey pinot gris and a peach sorbet for desert.

The point being, online dating dramatically raises your chances of being someone's dinner rather than going to dinner with them. There are 25 to ...[text shortened]... llers in the US and a host of football player rapists. Have fun with that online dating scene.
When people refer to 'this guy', particularly in conjunction with dating stories, aren't they invariably referring to a) themselves or b) their own fantasy?

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
To exit relationship press ESC
[eyeroll]

If only.

[/eyeroll]

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Originally posted by neilarini
When people refer to 'this guy', particularly in conjunction with dating stories, aren't they invariably referring to a) themselves or b) their own fantasy?
"Invariably" is one of those words, like "always" and "never".

I would answer No.

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