40 Things Women Just CAN'T Do
1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Go 24 hours without sending an SMS
3. Throw
4. Run
5. Park
6. Fart properly
7. Read a map
8. Resist Ikea or Freedom
9. Sit still
10. Eat a kebab/souvlaki whilst walking
11. Piss out of a train window
12. Argue without shouting
13. Get told off without crying
14. Use the suicide lane
15. Walk past a shoe shop 16. Resist sending on those poxy heart-warming e- mails
17. Resist commenting on strangers' clothes
18. Use a small amount of toilet paper
19. Drink a pint gracefully
20. Shout a round
21. Throw a punch
22. Be a magician
23. Enjoy porn
24. Eat a decent hot curry
25. Get to the point
26. Buy plain envelopes
27. Take less than 40 minutes in the shower
28. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying, I'm cold
29. Go shopping and know what they want
30. Assemble furniture
31. Rent a decent DVD/video
32. Set a video recorder
33. Watch a war film
34. Understand why their flirting pisses us off
35. Spend a day by themselves
36. Go to a nightclub toilet by themselves
37. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
38. Quickly choose a rental DVD/video
39. Enjoy a good burp
40. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above
Originally posted by billwesthoffYou have 40???
40 Things Women Just CAN'T Do
1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Go 24 hours without sending an SMS
3. Throw
4. Run
5. Park
6. Fart properly
7. Read a map
8. Resist Ikea or Freedom
9. Sit still
10. Eat a kebab/souvlaki whilst walking
11. Piss out of a train window
12. Argue without shouting
13. Get told off wi ...[text shortened]...
39. Enjoy a good burp
40. Get this far without having argued with at least one of the above
I have 41 Men can't do
Linda
Originally posted by missleadlighten up linda . its a joke. and i am suprised that being a women you even now how to cook a cake . being that the best cooks in the world are men anyway😛
We must take the joke out of this and insert that the poster wanted to make a valid point:
We are different.
If I want a map read,I do it differently than baking a cake.
Linda
Originally posted by billwesthoffI am surprised you are so sure this is a joke.
lighten up linda . its a joke. and i am suprised that being a women you even now how to cook a cake . being that the best cooks in the world are men anyway😛
Ok Gloves off.
Men,I agree with you.Problem is they don't like being called Cooks.
Bit Bitchy about them don't you think?
Got to to be some something more like Chef.
So the best cooks in the World are not MEN COOKS or Chefs but the ones who know how you like it.
Linda
I'm afraid to disappoint you. I know a woman who can throw a punch (does a very good round-house too, you never see it coming🙂) Her favourite film is Enter The Dragon and the last time I went to the cinema with her we watched Cradle to the Grave.😀😀😀 To top this all off she doesn't even like shopping. Almost perfect, me thinks😛.
James.
P.S. I know it was just a joke but I couldn't resist having a dig (I'm fairly pedantic at heart)
Originally posted by billwesthoffOk.Without looking back at your list to be fair to us both,pick a number and I will respond and we will see.
lighten up linda . its a joke. and i am suprised that being a women you even now how to cook a cake . being that the best cooks in the world are men anyway😛
Linda
Originally posted by missleadthis is great 😕 I am a chef by trade and your right we dont like to be called cooks. but what is the rest of your post about... to,to be some something ??? (what the), check the post before posting it i think!! . well if you didnt like the last one here is one more for you to bitch about.😉
I am surprised you are so sure this is a joke.
Ok Gloves off.
Men,I agree with you.Problem is they don't like being called Cooks.
Bit Bitchy about them don't you think?
Got to to be some something more like Chef.
So the best cooks in the World are not MEN COOKS or Chefs but the ones who know how you like it.
Linda
love bill
FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES
> >
> >
> >
> > How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be
>opened
> > by the time she brings it.
> > ----------------------------------------
> > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because
> > a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be
>able
> > to support you.
> > ----------------------------------------
> > Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those
> > "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen
>sink.
> >
> > ----------------------------------------
> > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When
> > she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
> > --------------------------------
> > How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the
> > oven.
> > ----------------------------------------
> > Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up
> > long enough to build up the required pressure.
> > ----------------------------------------
> > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
>at
> > the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut
>up
> > once you let him in.
> > ----------------------------------------
> > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what
> > she's told.
> > --------------------------------------
> > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
>Always.
> >
> > ----------------------------------------
> > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to
> > interrupt her.
> > ---------------------------------------
> > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
> > drive by
> > 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
> > ----------------------------------------
> > Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring,
> > Suffering.
> > ----------------------------------------
> > Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
>I
> > said, "Dust!"
> > ----------------------------------------
> > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God
> > created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God
>nor
> > Man has rested.
> > ------------------------------------------
> > Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
> > ----------------------------------------
> > A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive
> > and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days." She looked at him and
>said,
> > "God, I wish I had your willpower."
> > ----------------------------------------
> > Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa
>a
> > man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in
>every
> > country, son.
> > ----------------------------------------
> > A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: Wife Wanted."
> > The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
>thing:
> > "You can have mine."
> > ----------------------------------------
> > The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
> > forget it once.
> > ----------------------------------------
> > Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
> > street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
>beautiful
Originally posted by jimmi tgood for you jimmi, but she will still fall into most of the other points eventually, give her a ring and a couple of kids and sit back and watch.😲
I'm afraid to disappoint you. I know a woman who can throw a punch (does a very good round-house too, you never see it coming🙂) Her favourite film is Enter The Dragon and the last time I went to the cinema with her we watched Cradle to the Grave.😀😀😀 To top this all off she doesn't even like shopping. Almost perfect, me thinks😛.
James.
P.S. I know it was just a joke but I couldn't resist having a dig (I'm fairly pedantic at heart)
Originally posted by billwesthoffCook it was your post.If you can't stand the heat go for a ciggy.
this is great 😕 I am a chef by trade and your right we dont like to be called cooks. but what is the rest of your post about... to,to be some something ??? (what the), check the post before posting it i think!! . well if you didnt like the last one here is one more for you to bitch about.😉
love bill
FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES ...[text shortened]... walk down the
> > street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
>beautiful
Linda
Originally posted by !~TONY~!I know plenty of women that can throw punches, kicks too and its usally whilst having sex and you comment that their sister is much better than she is 😲
I know plenty of women that can throw punches, kicks and make me tap out and cry like a little pansy. There are about 4 girls at my Jiu-Jitsu who can show me who is boss and one at Judo that can toss me around like a rag.
Originally posted by billwesthoffAnswer to your first one #11 is:
how about 11,36 and especially 40 and this one you have aready broken😛
ok sweetie😛
why would we want to?
Answer to your next best effert is:
why would we want to?
Answer to the slayer if I am not dead by now #40 is:
Why would we want to?
Linda