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Originally posted by belgianfreaki've actually made a conscious effort to achieve #1, and i can report that it can be done. takes an enormous effort of will though, and may actually be impossible if cleavage is on display. i think misslead's response fits best here: why would we want to?
1. talk to a woman without glacing at her breasts
2. go 1 hour without scratching or adjusting his nether regions
3. see another man getting hit in the balls without wincing.
ok, so I'm making these up. Anybody want to add to the list?
it just struck me that #1 is very culture-specific. there are many cultures where breasts apparently have no sexual significance and women walk around topless without anybody really noticing.
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Originally posted by belgianfreakThem are good, here is a full list I am sure Mislead will not post...
1. talk to a woman without glacing at her breasts
2. go 1 hour without scratching or adjusting his nether regions
3. see another man getting hit in the balls without wincing.
ok, so I'm making these up. Anybody want to add to the list?
1. Hug your best friend.
2. Share the bathroom with best friend.
3. Be nice to your friend and verbally bash them when they leave room.
4. Cry about what a friend said.
5. Ware a bikini to the beach.
6. Get 3 different strangers to buy you drinks at the bar
7. Drive around with the engine light on.
8. Fit an extra pair of shoes in your purse.
9. Carry a purse.
10. Trade clothes with your friend.
11. Have friend zip your zipper.
12. Ask friend if you look fat.
13. Ask friend if your pants look too tight.
14. Skip cover charge at bar.
15. Throw like a girl without getting laughed at.
16. Ware lipstick.
17. Ware blush.
18. Ware eyeliner.
19. Ware high heels.
20. Ware a bra.
21. Ware clogs.
22. Ware a thong.
23. Ware a skirt.
24. Ware a tube top.
25. Ware a dress.
26. Plan a wedding.
27. Plan a shower.
28. Sell Mary Kay.
29. Model on the hood of a car.
30. Model Tools.
31. Model for a calendar that will show up on a garage wall.
32. Wax bikini area.
33. Tweeze eyebrows.
34. Sleep with best friend's boyfriend.
35. Go shopping for the fun of it.
36. Iron clothes.
37. Wonder why a friend hasn't called in days.
38. Enjoy a movie like "Water for Chocolate"
39. Enjoy any movie with Hugh Grant.
40. Care about what star is dating whom.
41. Touch your elbows behind your back.
Originally posted by belgianfreakI'd like to see the numbers in that list you can do as a male.... just for kicks. I wouldn't say you are the norm for a male, you must be some kind of a freak... a belgianfreak at that!
although I would have to disagree (from a personal point of view) with most of that list, I just tried no.41. [b] that's impossible!!. I'm flexable, but there's no way! are you trying to tell me there are people who can do that?![/b]
😉
Yup, just like the first list there are always exceptions to the "rules"
I guess i could plan a wedding if I had to... but why bother when she is having so much fun... plus she wouldn't want a keg anyway....
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Originally posted by billwesthoffI agree.
isnt that lovely, how sweet. IT WAS A JOKE , i was just stirring the pot to get a reaction , and i most certainly got that , lighten up people . my post in no way reflects my views on the fairer sex either but it was meant to bring a little smile to all our faces , except missleads of course😕
You stirred the pot.
You got what you wanted.
I have no grudge to bear,no axe to sharpen.
I enjoyed it as much as billwesthoff "the pot stirrer."
We need to exchange views.
We need to understand too that it is just an exchange of view points.
Nothing is carved in stone.
It is good to have debate.
If feathers get ruffuled it means nothing.
I would rather disagree with a stanger talking with him than agree with someone who would not say his views.
billwesthoff is not a stranger to me now.
I would be happy to play billwesthoff.
Linda
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Originally posted by jimmi tYes - similar to "I bet you £1 that I can make your breasts wiggle without touching them".😉
asking someone to touch their elbows behind their back is a sneaky method of getting a woman to stick out her tits🙂
James
P.S. It can't actually be done (I don't think)
Originally posted by missleadyou can play with me any day you like , but wht do you look like first😲
I agree.
You stirred the pot.
You got what you wanted.
I have no grudge to bear,no axe to sharpen.
I enjoyed it as much as billwesthoff "the pot stirrer."
We need to exchange views.
We need to understand too that it is just an exchange of view points.
Nothing is carved in stone.
It is good to have debate.
If feathers get ruffuled it means nothing ...[text shortened]... views.
billwesthoff is not a stranger to me now.
I would be happy to play billwesthoff.
Linda