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Onions are vile.

Onions are vile.

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When raw, they mercilessly stab the inside of your mouth with little sabers. If they're cooked, their slimy corpses slither around your mouth, taunting your throat before the invasion.

I'm just saying.

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They taste and smell, like B.O.

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anyone who says onions are vile must be lacking a soul... yes i said it, a soul.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
When raw, they mercilessly stab the inside of your mouth with little sabers. If they're cooked, their slimy corpses slither around your mouth, taunting your throat before the invasion.

I'm just saying.
Two words:

Caramelised onions!

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
When raw, they mercilessly stab the inside of your mouth with little sabers. If they're cooked, their slimy corpses slither around your mouth, taunting your throat before the invasion.

I'm just saying.
I don't even know who you are anymore.


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I ate an onion today................ it was yummy!!

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Originally posted by Mimor
I don't even know who you are anymore.
My father laughs because I'll take an onion ring and eat the fried batter part without sullying my mouth with the onion. Love bloomin' onions -- except the onion part! 😉

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Originally posted by trev33
anyone who says onions are vile must be lacking a soul... yes i said it, a soul.
I sold it. Can't remember what I got in return, though.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
I sold it. Can't remember what I got in return, though.
Onion breath?

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
When raw, they mercilessly stab the inside of your mouth with little sabers. If they're cooked, their slimy corpses slither around your mouth, taunting your throat before the invasion.

I'm just saying.
But onions like you.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
My father laughs because I'll take an onion ring and eat the fried batter part without sullying my mouth with the onion. Love bloomin' onions -- except the onion part! 😉
I'd do the reverse - get rid of that greasy fried batter and enjoy the onion. 🙂

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
When raw, they mercilessly stab the inside of your mouth with little sabers. If they're cooked, their slimy corpses slither around your mouth, taunting your throat before the invasion.

I'm just saying.
You're not fond of serranos, are you...

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Rec'd.

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Onion, garlic, and sardines.