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  1. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    06 Apr '18 22:56
    A 36 year-old man was found in the home-owners bath drinking a mug
    of OXO. He'd also helped himself to crisps, pickles and corned beef.

    Police were called and arrested the man who was later released once
    his safeguarding needs were addressed.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-43670774

    No Marmite was stolen.
  2. Standard memberlemon lime
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    06 Apr '18 23:061 edit
    Originally posted by @wolfgang59
    A 36 year-old man was found in the home-owners bath drinking a mug
    of OXO. He'd also helped himself to crisps, pickles and corned beef.

    Police were called and arrested the man who was later released once
    his safeguarding needs were addressed.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-43670774

    No Marmite was stolen.
    It appears the burglar misunderstood what "making a clean getaway" means.
  3. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    07 Apr '18 03:08
    Originally posted by @lemon-lime
    It appears the burglar misunderstood what "making a clean getaway" means.
    He was caught with his pants down.
    (He actually made a run for it naked)