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OXO Burglar

OXO Burglar

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A 36 year-old man was found in the home-owners bath drinking a mug
of OXO. He'd also helped himself to crisps, pickles and corned beef.

Police were called and arrested the man who was later released once
his safeguarding needs were addressed.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-43670774

No Marmite was stolen.

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Originally posted by @wolfgang59
A 36 year-old man was found in the home-owners bath drinking a mug
of OXO. He'd also helped himself to crisps, pickles and corned beef.

Police were called and arrested the man who was later released once
his safeguarding needs were addressed.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-43670774

No Marmite was stolen.
It appears the burglar misunderstood what "making a clean getaway" means.

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Originally posted by @lemon-lime
It appears the burglar misunderstood what "making a clean getaway" means.
He was caught with his pants down.
(He actually made a run for it naked)