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Parents Are The Root Of All Evil

Parents Are The Root Of All Evil

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Do me one favor. When you one day find yourself on the fields of Megiddo up to your waist in blood, fighting for the Anti-Christ against the Heavenly Host, try to remember me and what I talked about here. I estimate I'll probably be about three and a half years dead at that time. You will count me as one of the lucky ones to be among the first to die for what I believed in.
Really, if it was a Muslim saying that you will be in your knees in blood and about to die because you didn't worship Islam, you wouldn't feel threatened by such comments? Wouldn't you think that person is slightly deranged?

Religion is fascinating. People that are sane in most aspects of their lives can have absurd convictions that some cartoon-like event will happen.

Will darvlay fight with a sword or a shotgun? Or maybe nunchaku is more appropriate for him. What do you think my weapon will be?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Why will I take solace in that? I am hardly Anti-Christian.
No? I was under the impression that you were Atheist, the unofficial "official" non-religion club of RHP.

You call what I believe nonsense, but you are not Anti-Christian? Are you going all "Voltaire" on me now?

Nice choice of words, though. Anti-Christian. Indeed.

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Originally posted by Palynka
...Or maybe nunchaku is more appropriate for me. What do you think my weapon will be?
a sardine!

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Originally posted by Palynka
Will darvlay fight with a sword or a shotgun? Or maybe nunchaku is more appropriate for me. What do you think my weapon will be?
Killer sardine breath?

A blunderbuss for me.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
No? I was under the impression that you were Atheist, the unofficial "official" non-religion club of RHP.

You call what I believe nonsense, but you are not Anti-Christian? Are you going all "Voltaire" on me now?

Nice choice of words, though. Anti-Christian. Indeed.
I am not an Atheist at all. Just ask Palynka.

I do call what you believe nonsense. I'm sure there are things I believe that you would call nonsense as well. Doesn't mean we can't discuss them and it doesn't mean that I can't find the teachings of Christ as written in the Bible to be beneficial for everyone in all walks of life.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I am not an Atheist at all. Just ask Palynka.

I do call what you believe nonsense. I'm sure there are things I believe that you would call nonsense as well. Doesn't mean we can't discuss them and it doesn't mean that I can't find the teachings of Christ as written in the Bible to be beneficial for everyone in all walks of life.
What's an Atheist? I only know what an atheist is.

Please advise.

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I love how because I find North American Eschatological predicitons to be absurd that I am an Atheist and someone who would cheer the slaughter of all Christians.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Really, if it was a Muslim saying that you will be in your knees in blood and about to die because you didn't worship Islam, you wouldn't feel threatened by such comments? Wouldn't you think that person is slightly deranged?

Religion is fascinating. People that are sane in most aspects of their lives can have absurd convictions that some cartoon-like even ...[text shortened]... shotgun? Or maybe nunchaku is more appropriate for him. What do you think my weapon will be?
I can see how you might feel threatened by that because you don't believe in anything.


I'm done assuming and hypothesizing your individual fates (as likely as they might be). Since you ask, the weapons wielded by the forces of evil on that day will be, with few exceptions and enhancements, mainly technological in origin. Imagine Man, in his Pride, taking his best weapons in all of history against Christ and His angels. They don't stand a chance.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I love how because I find North American Eschatological predicitons to be absurd that I am an Atheist and someone who would cheer the slaughter of all Christians.
Just think of the insight you've gained.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I can see how you might feel threatened by that because you don't believe in anything.


I'm done assuming and hypothesizing your individual fates (as likely as they might be). Since you ask, the weapons wielded by the forces of evil on that day will be, with few exceptions and enhancements, mainly technological in origin. Imagine Man, in his Pride, ta ...[text shortened]... his best weapons in all of history against Christ and His angels. They don't stand a chance.
Will his Angels be dressed in uniforms or will each one have their own superhero costume?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I can see how you might feel threatened by that because you don't believe in anything.


I'm done assuming and hypothesizing your individual fates (as likely as they might be). Since you ask, the weapons wielded by the forces of evil on that day will be, with few exceptions and enhancements, mainly technological in origin. Imagine Man, in his Pride, ta ...[text shortened]... his best weapons in all of history against Christ and His angels. They don't stand a chance.
Before you run away, do consider why all theist religions have their own version of an end times and if you're feeling up to it, come discuss your theory.

If not, another time perhaps.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I'm done assuming and hypothesizing your individual fates (as likely as they might be). Since you ask, the weapons wielded by the forces of evil on that day will be, with few exceptions and enhancements, mainly technological in origin. Imagine Man, in his Pride, taking his best weapons in all of history against Christ and His angels. They don't stand a chance.
It would be odd if the weapons weren't technological in origin.

What about people that couldn't be bothered fighting?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It would be odd if the weapons weren't technological in origin.

What about people that couldn't be bothered fighting?
They'd still be armed with one of the deadly sins.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I am not an Atheist at all. Just ask Palynka.

I do call what you believe nonsense. I'm sure there are things I believe that you would call nonsense as well. Doesn't mean we can't discuss them and it doesn't mean that I can't find the teachings of Christ as written in the Bible to be beneficial for everyone in all walks of life.
Then I sincerely and profusely apologize for my assumption. Mea Culpa.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Then I sincerely and profusely apologize for my assumption. Mea Culpa.
Accepted. No worries.

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