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I get a half dozen e-mailsa week promising to deal with your little problem.

I willl gladly forward them on to you.😉

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... now that is what I call cutting a long story short ..... 😉

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Brilliant, Shaveixmir.

Pcaspian, I don't do any drugs. You probably don't do any drugs. You're a party pooper; I'm not.

And a rec for Ivanhoe, too.

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shavixmir .......shaving..xxxxx..mirror....spooky.

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The best post and thread topic to appear on here for ages 🙂

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It never occurred to me that a penis shrinks in cold water. Or in cold weather. Seriously, it's not something I've ever stopped, put a finger to my chin, pulled a serious face over and thought about.
Even when it was mentioned in Seinfeld. It was just one of many jokes; funny, amusing and probably a problem only George could worry about.

But the ot ...[text shortened]... e.

I certainly hope I'm not letting you all into more than you care to know by the way...
This sounds like a scene out of Mr. Bean 😕

Cracked me up though!

FNM

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Well we live and learn.

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once, when i was on a first date, we had had dinner in a seaside town and were driving back up to the city, when she suggested we go skinny-dipping at this remote beach we were passing. i agreed, but the water turned out to be FREEZING - it was about midnight. major shrinkage. not a good look when we came wading back out to the sand. i remember thinking ' this isn't really going to inspire her with thoughts of going to bed, damn!', but hey! things worked out after all!😀😀😀😵

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ROFL!!!!!
omg Shavi! That is hilarious.

I think most adult women know about shrinkage, especially if they watched 'Seinfeld" growing up.

I like shaved. I notice it has become very popular lately. I think it is a two person project for most people, but I am not sure, unless you are in a relationship, how you get the other person. I suppose you could ask your roomie, but that might seriously change your relationship.

Alot of people have turned to waxing of the privates for that totally smooth look.
ouch!