HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!
IF YOU JUST CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR OWN QUOTES, WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS SOME VIAGRA CREAM©. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO RUB IT ON YOUR SCALP AND THE MEMORY WILL GET SHARP AND NEAT. IT IS MADE BY THE CHINESE AND YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS THINK OF EVERYTHING. AND THIS MIRACLE FOR JUST 25.99!
NEED MORE TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL? OK, IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES I WILL THROW IN FOR FREE A GREEN DAY CD SO YOU PLAY IT WHILE YOU RUB IT UP. DID I SEE FREE? YES I DID! COMPLETELY FREE!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW!
Originally posted by SeitsePlease Billy, these offers are too good to be true!
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!
IF YOU JUST CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR OWN QUOTES, WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS SOME VIAGRA CREAM©. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO RUB IT ON YOUR SCALP AND THE MEMORY WILL GET SHARP AND NEAT. IT IS MADE BY THE CHINESE AND YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS THINK OF EVERYTHING. AND THIS MIRACLE FOR JUST 25.99!
NEED MORE TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL? OK, IF YOU CALL ...[text shortened]... U RUB IT UP. DID I SEE FREE? YES I DID! COMPLETELY FREE!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW!
Fix me! Save me! Show me the error of my ways! AND SEND ME MY FREE VALUE ADDED GIFT!
Originally posted by SeitseHI, BILLY!
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!
IF YOU JUST CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR OWN QUOTES, WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS SOME VIAGRA CREAM©. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO RUB IT ON YOUR SCALP AND THE MEMORY WILL GET SHARP AND NEAT. IT IS MADE BY THE CHINESE AND YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS THINK OF EVERYTHING. AND THIS MIRACLE FOR JUST 25.99!
NEED MORE TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL? OK, IF YOU CALL ...[text shortened]... U RUB IT UP. DID I SEE FREE? YES I DID! COMPLETELY FREE!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW!
DO YOU SELL PRIESTS? I NEED ONE. YOU SEE, MY FRIEND JUAN BECAME SO INFATUATED WITH YOU THAT HE HAS NOW BEEN POSSESSED AND IS CHANNELING YOUR HELL-SPAWNED SPIRIT. I THINK AN EXORCISM IS IN ORDER. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MEXICAN STEREOTYPES AND LESS DEAD PITCHMEN. CAN YOU HELP ME? OF COURSE YOU CAN. YOU'RE BILLY MAYS!
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!
IF YOU LOST YOUR MEXICAN, WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS A SPARE MEXICAN©! IT IS MADE BY MEXICANS AND YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS DO NOT JOKE WHEN IT BOILS DOWN TO REPRODUCING LIKE A GREMLIN IN A POOL! AND ONLY FOR 299.99!
WHAT, DO YOU NEED MORE IN ORDER TO REACH OUT FOR THE PHONE AND DIAL? WAIT NO MORE! IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES I WILL THROW IN COMPLETELY FREE A GUATEMALAN! DID I SAY FREE? YES I DID!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW!
Originally posted by SeitseDOES THAT MEXICAN COME WITH A SOMBRERO? I WANT AN AUTHENTIC MEXICAN STEREOTYPE. I WILL NOT BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS! ARE SUPPLIES LIMITED?
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!
IF YOU LOST YOUR MEXICAN, WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS A SPARE MEXICAN©! IT IS MADE BY MEXICANS AND YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS DO NOT JOKE WHEN IT BOILS DOWN TO REPRODUCING LIKE A GREMLIN IN A POOL! AND ONLY FOR 299.99!
WHAT, DO YOU NEED MORE IN ORDER TO REACH OUT FOR THE PHONE AND DIAL? WAIT NO MORE! IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES I WILL T ...[text shortened]... COMPLETELY FREE A GUATEMALAN! DID I SAY FREE? YES I DID!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW!
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyForum Posting Guidelines
There you go again... attempting to personalize an objective comment
of [b]appreciation for the effective team hijacking effort with this thread.[/b]
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