Pickles

@david-burton said
I am left handed,footed and eyed.everything on my right side is stronger althogh i do use my mouse in my left hand and type with my right and yes I do have large sausage fingers.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I have a superhuman wrist. (I'm sure there's a joke in there for some rascal). Never encountered a jar I couldn't open,...until today. Wife handed me the jar of gherkins expectantly and the effort nearly killed me. Pretty sure the lid was superglued on. That must be it. - Eventually opened it with the aid of a running hot tap and a damp tea towel.

Is there a more trusted method of opening jars or should I just give up eating pickles?

A female version of how I felt opening the jar:

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@david-burton said
I am left handed,footed and eyed.everything on my right side is stronger althogh i do use my mouse in my left hand and type with my right and yes I do have large sausage fingers.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke Pickles was the name of the dog that found the World Cup.

One of my daughters (a teenager at the time) came to me with a pickle jar she couldn't open. I told her to try it again with her eyes shut, so she did and the lid came off.
I have a theory as to why this often works, but would like to first see if anyone else has tried this.

No jarring... I suppose Jesus was a 'righty' if his father wanted him to sit on his right hand. God uses his left jab to make the enemies a footstool for his son/himself.

I'll spill the beans too. I was going to say I'm left-handed, but I can't truly say it, because when using a pen, fork, and knife, I'm a "righty." Technically, I'm partially ambidextrous.

Was being left-handed ever considered to be a sin? Perhaps Eve picked the fruit off the tree with her left hand? That's taking the lid off Pandora's box.

@kilroy70 said
One of my daughters (a teenager at the time) came to me with a pickle jar she couldn't open. I told her to try it again with her eyes shut, so she did and the lid came off.
I have a theory as to why this often works, but would like to first see if anyone else has tried this.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I do everything with my left hand, except carrying an umbrella.

A servant carries that.

Albert Einstein was left handed. (And Ned Flanders).

@pettytalk said
Is that like an umbrella policy from an insurance company, Prudential? Is your servant left-handed too?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
By closing your eyes, and chanting, do you become one with the jar?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I have never asked my servant. We rarely talk.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Albert Einstein was left handed. (And Ned Flanders).

@divegeester said
Gosh!

Left handed people are only about 10% of the population.