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Originally posted by 7ate9
You have a horny American penis, yet you fly a different flag??/*&^%$*%^
😕

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Take her up the Garry Gliter.

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Originally posted by uzless
KitKat club in Berlin
After all, life is a caberet, my friend.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I'd like to get a nice list going.

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Totally depends on the girl mate,

if you could give a description, I will tell you exactly where to take her. Please include:-

Personality type
Age
Height
Weight
Eye colour
Shoe size
Dress size

Answer these, and I will put the results in the super computer which will spit out a suitable location for a date, including telephone number and nearest hotel!! 😉

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Originally posted by rmacken
Totally depends on the girl mate,

if you could give a description, I will tell you exactly where to take her. Please include:-

Personality type
Age
Height
Weight
Eye colour
Shoe size
Dress size

Answer these, and I will put the results in the super computer which will spit out a suitable location for a date, including telephone number and nearest hotel!! 😉
And if you've got a bike😵

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Originally posted by bub
And if you've got a bike😵
Bike doesnt matter, I thought about that hense the reason for the dress dimensions etc etc.

Pillion tastic!!!! LMAO!

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Originally posted by rmacken
Bike doesnt matter, I thought about that hense the reason for the dress dimensions etc etc.

Pillion tastic!!!! LMAO!
BLOODY dimensions! your not sizeing up a fairing you know lmao

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Originally posted by bub
BLOODY dimensions! your not sizeing up a fairing you know lmao
Depends what she looks like, she may end up part of the fairing!!!

expecially if she had a good set of headlights!!

LMAO!!

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Originally posted by rmacken
Totally depends on the girl mate,

if you could give a description, I will tell you exactly where to take her. Please include:-

Personality type
Age
Height
Weight
Eye colour
Shoe size
Dress size

Answer these, and I will put the results in the super computer which will spit out a suitable location for a date, including telephone number and nearest hotel!! 😉
i'm guessing you are going to run it through the dating service's database you use. 😉

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Originally posted by chrissyb
i'm guessing you are going to run it through the dating service's database you use. 😉
LOL! Very good.😀

I was going to consult my black book (that I got from the dating agency!)

It all depends on the person.

What would be your ideal date Chrissy? (not that you will answer but thought I would ask out of me being extremely polite😛)

Dont want you feeling left out!! 😉

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Originally posted by rmacken
LOL! Very good.😀

I was going to consult my black book (that I got from the dating agency!)

It all depends on the person.

What would be your ideal date Chrissy? (not that you will answer but thought I would ask out of me being extremely polite😛)

Dont want you feeling left out!! 😉
you mean the black book that you stole from the dating agency!! 😀

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Originally posted by chrissyb
you mean the black book that you stole from the dating agency!! 😀
Touche! 😠

😉

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Originally posted by rmacken
Touche! 😠

😉
oh don't be angry, i was just trying to clarify the word "got". otherwise people might think you were rewarded for regular patronage. 😉 🙂

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I'd like to get a nice list going.

🙂
Heaven and back.

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Originally posted by chrissyb
oh don't be angry, i was just trying to clarify the word "got". otherwise people might think you were rewarded for regular patronage. 😉 🙂
Well, if you want me to be brutally honest it would have to be.....

Wine, Dine and 69

😀😀😀

Fancy a glass??😛😉