Originally posted by PBE6Is your version of sweet talk anything like your pickup lines? If not, give some examples.
Take her to a nice restaurant along the boardwalk...order the seafood...then take a nice long walk along the beach...then BAZZOWWW!!!! start the sweet talk...works everytime! 😏
EDIT: Spelled "BAZZOWWW!!!!" with the wrong number of exclamation marks
Originally posted by thargYou married her before your first date? 🙄
I assume you mean 1st date. Avoid the movies on a 1st date, its fine for a 3rd or 4th date.
Somewhere quiet where you can talk. It might sound lame but no talk = no action. A quiet pub that didn't play music worked for me and my wife.
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Originally posted by Silverstriker😕 What did she say to them?
i meet one of my exs at a dart tournmant and ended up going all round the country for a couple of months playing darts. All though i took her to prague as well but that didnt work out vey well when some of the locals mistook her for a hooker 😕
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Originally posted by ark13A little bit, but I reserve a special kind of filth for the bedroom. I'd probably start with something like "wow, you look really beautiful tonight...I remember the first time I met you, I was blown away..." and then move on to something with just a hint of musk, something like "I love the pit on your neck where your larynx meets your collarbone..." then once she's in the mood, hit her with "I want you to smell how much I need you" and "let me plant my face between your cheeks so I can see up your soul", y'know, romance...once we get to the bedroom though, all bets are off...😵
Is your version of sweet talk anything like your pickup lines? If not, give some examples.
Originally posted by PBE6LMAO.
A little bit, but I reserve a special kind of filth for the bedroom. I'd probably start with something like "wow, you look really beautiful tonight...I remember the first time I met you, I was blown away..." and then move on to something with just a hint of musk, something like "I love the pit on your neck where your larynx meets your collarbone..." then once ...[text shortened]... our soul", y'know, romance...once we get to the bedroom though, all bets are off...😵
You old smoothie, you. I cannot believe you use that crap 😉 I cannot believe the girls fall for it 😛
Originally posted by PBE6I bet on Meadow Skipper for the win.
A little bit, but I reserve a special kind of filth for the bedroom. I'd probably start with something like "wow, you look really beautiful tonight...I remember the first time I met you, I was blown away..." and then move on to something with just a hint of musk, something like "I love the pit on your neck where your larynx meets your collarbone..." then once ...[text shortened]... our soul", y'know, romance...once we get to the bedroom though, all bets are off...😵
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Originally posted by SilverstrikerLOL, I bet she really tore into them then?
if i was to type her exact words you would need to be quick to read them before they got took off for inappriopate lanuage. Although you shoudln't really need to guess 😉
I know I would be quite insulted if someone thought my girlfriend was a hooker (well, if I had a girlfriend) - still working on that part. 😉