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Pianoman1
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"Been playing here a long time now, usually pretty slow and with the same people, today though I wanted some new games and found however a very limited offer.
Has the player copulation on this website diminished? Or did I just pick a slow period?"

EDIT - with apologies to nutrageti.

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
"Been playing here a long time now, usually pretty slow and with the same people, today though I wanted some new games and found however a very limited offer.
Has the player copulation on this website diminished? Or did I just pick a slow period?"

EDIT - with apologies to nutrageti.
Must have been a good Saturday night! 😉

-m.

Pianoman1
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Originally posted by mikelom
Must have been a good Saturday night! 😉

-m.
I wish I hadn't started this thread!

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
"Been playing here a long time now, usually pretty slow and with the same people, today though I wanted some new games and found however a very limited offer.
Has the player copulation on this website diminished? Or did I just pick a slow period?"

EDIT - with apologies to nutrageti.
I don't know, but if we up the copulation, the population is likely to grow as well, in the long term.

Richard

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
I don't know, but if we up the copulation, the population is likely to grow as well, in the long term.

Richard
Being relatively new hear I wasn't gonna mention it but the lack of player copulation on this site has resulted in some blinking long chess games.😠

YEAH BOY

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
I don't know, but if we up the copulation, the population is likely to grow as well, in the long term.

Richard
Makes sense to me...

Pianoman1
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Originally posted by kevcvs57
Being relatively new hear I wasn't gonna mention it but the lack of player copulation on this site has resulted in some blinking long chess games.😠
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Originally posted by Pianoman1
I wish I hadn't started this thread!
I bet you wish you hadn't written that either 🙂

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
I wish I hadn't started this thread!
Starting a thread just for a laugh, I don't know how you will ever forgive yourself 🙂

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
Starting a thread just for a laugh, I don't know how you will ever forgive yourself 🙂
Sit on the livingroom/den/library/kitchen floor, cross your legs, place your elbows on your knees, put your hands together in a prayerlike manner, close your eyes and say ohmmmmmmmm a few times. If this doesn't work get a rope.

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
Being relatively new hear I wasn't gonna mention it but the lack of player copulation on this site has resulted in some blinking long chess games.😠
Maybe it's the other way around - maybe all that chess playing has lowered the odds of copulation...

Richard

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Maybe it's the other way around - maybe all that chess playing has lowered the odds of copulation...

Richard
Have you been talking to my missus.😳

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
Have you been talking to my missus.😳
Talking?😠

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Talking?😠
Yes she is convinced that all this chess is reducing my ability to listen to her talking and talking....

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
Yes she is convinced that all this chess is reducing my ability to listen to her talking and talking....
Tell her that you're quite capable of watching the board and hearing her talk at the same time. You don't need your ears to play good chess - ask Petrosian!
And if she complains that you may hear without listening to her, well, of course you tell her that pay just as much attention to what she says with the board in front of you as without. You are in no obligation to inform her that, with or without chess, that's "none"...

Richard

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