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ha ha ha ... 🙄

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@the-gravedigger said
Agreed.
If the commentator had said 'neither side wants to win this' that's worth saying.
That has happened. Rarely, but it's happened. I don't think the commentators saw it coming, though.

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@suzianne said
Sorry, that means nothing to me.
Suzi... do you know the word "gaslighting"?

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@shallow-blue said
That has happened. Rarely, but it's happened. I don't think the commentators saw it coming, though.
Yes, in a badminton match in the Olympics.

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@the-gravedigger said
Dang, I need to be re-trained.
At work some people were put on a course to stop them using sexual innuendos.
The bosses secretary couldn't go so I offered to fill her slot.
The trainer asked me to give her an example of sexual innuendo, so I gave her one. She said, wrong. That's an example of a double entendre.

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@fmf said
The trainer asked me to give her an example of sexual innuendo, so I gave her one. She said, wrong. That's an example of a double entendre.
Marks out of ten I'd giver her one.

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I've heard someone say they liked the 70s Mission Impossible TV series but they'd never seen any of the films.

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@fmf said
I've heard someone say they liked the 70s Mission Impossible TV series but they'd never seen any of the films.
Did you like the Mission Impossible TV series in the 70's?

-VR

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