Posting for Posting's Sake

Rules:

1. Your responses to posts on this thread must always seem as unnecessary as possible.

2. Try to respond to everything.

@fmf said
Rules:

1. Your responses to posts on this thread must always seem as unnecessary as possible.

2. Try to respond to everything.

Rule 1 contains 14 words and none of them contain the letter f. Rule 2 also doesn't contain the letter f.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Rule 1 contains 14 words and none of them contain the letter f. Rule 2 also doesn't contain the letter f.

Ha ha ha ha, oh no! Ghost of a Duke, you counted the number of words in Rule 1 and other things! Ha ha, typical off-the-wall posting by you. And the stuff about the letter f too. Ha ha.

@fmf said
Ha ha ha ha, oh no! Ghost of a Duke, you counted the number of words in Rule 1 and other things! Ha ha, typical off-the-wall posting by you. And the stuff about the letter f too. Ha ha.

Laughing at the counting of words and the non-use of the letter f does nothing to help the plight of penguins who live near the equator.

every time i think of you
i touch my face

That's because you have the IQ of a haddock.

@the-gravedigger said
That's because you have the IQ of a haddock.

Haddock
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Haddock
Melanogrammus aeglefinus.png
Haddock, Boston Aquarium.JPG
Haddock at the New England Aquarium
Conservation status

Vulnerable (IUCN 2.3)[1]
Scientific classificationedit
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Actinopterygii
Order: Gadiformes
Family: Gadidae
Genus: Melanogrammus
T. N. Gill, 1862
Species: M. aeglefinus
Binomial name
Melanogrammus aeglefinus
(Linnaeus, 1758)
Synonyms
Gadus aeglefinus Linnaeus, 1758
Morhua aeglefinus (Linnaeus, 1758)
Aeglefinus linnei Malm, 1877
The haddock (Melanogrammus aeglefinus) is a saltwater fish from the family Gadidae, the true cods. It is the only species in the monotypic genus Melanogrammus. It is found in the North Atlantic Ocean and associated seas where it is an important species for fisheries, especially in northern Europe where it is marketed fresh, frozen and smoked; smoked varieties include the Finnan haddie and the Arbroath smokie.

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i tried to be a codfish

@rookie54 said
every time i think of you
i touch my face

Don't touch your face at this pandemic time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_touch_your_face

@rookie54 said
Haddock
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to navigationJump to search
For other uses, see Haddock (disambiguation).
Haddock
Melanogrammus aeglefinus.png
Haddock, Boston Aquarium.JPG
Haddock at the New England Aquarium
Conservation status

Vulnerable (IUCN 2.3)[1]
Scientific classificationedit
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Actinopterygii
Or ...[text shortened]... rketed fresh, frozen and smoked; smoked varieties include the Finnan haddie and the Arbroath smokie.

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You heard it here first.

@the-gravedigger said
That's because you have the IQ of a haddock.

Ha ha. rookie54 compared to a haddock. Priceless. I both do and don't find it funny.

@fmf said
Ha ha. rookie54 compared to a haddock. Priceless. I both do and don't find it funny.

Are you saying that rookie isn't a haddock? That's bass.

Ghost of a Duke! Indonesia Phil! Kewpie's doing the thing where names of fish are mentioned like you do. Looks like she's wearing your trousers. Ha ha.

@kewpie said
Are you saying that rookie isn't a haddock? That's bass.

...as the actress said to the bishop. Ooh er.

@fmf said
Ghost of a Duke! Indonesia Phil! Kewpie's doing the thing where names of fish are mentioned like you do. Looks like she's wearing your trousers. Ha ha.

Let's skate over that, shall we?

@indonesia-phil said
Let's skate over that, shall we?

Looks like Kewpie's wearing your trousers. Ha ha. But I like the Skate thing. A Skate is a fish.