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Skate (fish)
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Skates
Temporal range: Late Cretaceous–Recent
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[1]
Amblyraja hyperborea1.jpg
Arctic skate, Amblyraja hyperborea
Scientific classificatione
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Chondrichthyes
Order: Rajiformes
Family: Rajidae
Bonaparte, 1831
Skates are cartilaginous fish belonging to the family Rajidae in the superorder Batoidea of rays. More than 150 species have been described, in 17 genera.[2] Softnose skates and pygmy skates were previously treated as subfamilies of Rajidae (Arhynchobatinae and Gurgesiellinae), but are now considered as distinct families.[2] Alternatively, the name "skate" is used to refer to the entire order of Rajiformes (families Anacanthobatidae, Arhynchobatidae, Gurgesiellidae and Rajidae).[2]

Members of Rajidae are distinguished by their stiff snout and a rostrum that is not reduced.[3][4]

@rookie54 said
Skate (fish)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Skates
Temporal range: Late Cretaceous–Recent
PreЄЄOSDCPTJKPgN
[1]
Amblyraja hyperborea1.jpg
Arctic skate, Amblyraja hyperborea
Scientific classificatione
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Chondrichthyes
Order: Rajiformes
Family: Rajidae
Bonaparte, 1831
Skates are car ...[text shortened]...
Members of Rajidae are distinguished by their stiff snout and a rostrum that is not reduced.[3][4]

A HUNDRED WAYS TO COOK A SKATE...

Wait! No way there are 100 ways. More like 7 or 8. Epic Fail. Ha ha.

I make myself laugh.

In Cod we trust

@rookie54 said
Skate (fish)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to navigationJump to search
Skates
Temporal range: Late Cretaceous–Recent
PreЄЄOSDCPTJKPgN
[1]
Amblyraja hyperborea1.jpg
Arctic skate, Amblyraja hyperborea
Scientific classificatione
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Chondrichthyes
Order: Rajiformes
Family: Rajidae
Bonaparte, 1831
Skates are car ...[text shortened]...
Members of Rajidae are distinguished by their stiff snout and a rostrum that is not reduced.[3][4]

I don't want to carp on Wikipedia too much because I tend to get bluegills afterward.
I'm not even angling for something clever to say. But it does occasionally seem fishy and sometimes makes me eel.

@the-gravedigger said
In Cod we trust

Cod said eel save the world if we pray more, cast out the virus and pay the net loss.

This thread has lost its way.

It is currently seven miles out of Doncaster.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
This thread has lost its way.

It is currently seven miles out of Doncaster.

Ha ha. Ghost of a Duke, you mentioned Doncaster! Ha ha. Saying something like "Doncaster" is synonymous with a town being a generic, nondescript, drab, bog-standard British town with the distinct taint of northernness, ha ha. That's the humour behind "Doncaster". Well done.

Edit: "Seven miles"! Ha! So random. Exactly "seven"? Ha ha, Ghost of a Duke!

@drewnoggal said
Cod said eel save the world if we pray more, cast out the virus and pay the net loss.

drewnoggal, Ha ha! More FISHY plays on words!

"FISHY"! Geddit????????

@wolfe63 said
I'm not even angling for something clever to say.

"angling": 'the action or sport of fishing with hook and line'

"angling": using a special approach or technique for accomplishing an objective

IT'S A PUN FOLKS ha ha, Wolfe63 probably didn't realize, ha ha, so funny.

You hered it hear first .

@the-gravedigger said
In Cod we trust

Capitalizing "cod". Nice, respectful perch (in terms of syntax).

@fmf said
Capitalizing "cod". Nice, respectful perch (in terms of syntax).

by perch, I mean stance

SYNONYM!!

as in 'he wrote down his stance about capitalization on the paper'. ha ha.

I make myself laugh!

Perch is a kind of fish, folks.

@fmf said
You hered it hear first .

THIS IS WORDPLAY

not spelling mistakes

DUH!

@fmf said
"angling": 'the action or sport of fishing with hook and line'

"angling": using a special approach or technique for accomplishing an objective

IT'S A PUN FOLKS ha ha, Wolfe63 probably didn't realize, ha ha, so funny.

You hered it hear first .

I assure you, I realized it.
I appreciate the underestimate, however.

i can tune a piano
i cannot tuna fish