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I really want to get lucky this weekend...pray for me or something! 🙂

(If your religious and you get offended I have some advice: Get a sense of humor. 😉 )

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I really want to get lucky this weekend...
"Luck" has nothing to do with it.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I really want to get lucky this weekend...pray for me or something! 🙂

(If your religious and you get offended I have some advice: Get a sense of humor. 😉 )
So, like, we can pray for you to spend the weekend at the library studying? 😀

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
So, like, we can pray for you to spend the weekend at the library studying? 😀
As long as I'm getting some while reading...sure.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
"Luck" has nothing to do with it.
Bazing...

Just start praying, buddy!

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I don't think that there's enough luck in the universe to help you. Sorry.

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Originally posted by coquette
I don't think that there's enough luck in the universe to help you. Sorry.
If I had a nickel...

😞

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Originally posted by rbmorris
"Luck" has nothing to do with it.
1 in 20k girls like a 3.5 inch dong, so luck obviously has something to do with it 😛

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Originally posted by irontigran
1 in 20k girls like a 3.5 inch dong, so luck obviously has something to do with it 😛
oops..misinterpretation.

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"Birth, copulation and death." T.S. Eliot was on the money.


Originally posted by cmsMaster
If I had a nickel...
User 152068

You'd get change.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I really want to get lucky this weekend...pray for me or something! 🙂

(If your religious and you get offended I have some advice: Get a sense of humor. 😉 )
Maybe you should try pre-repenting...then you won't feel so bad while you are sinning.

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O my God, I am heartily sorry
for having offended Thee,
and I detest all my sins,
because of thy just punishment,
but most of all because they
offend Thee, my God,
Who are all-good and deserving
of all my love.
I firmly resolve, with the help
of Thy grace to confess my sins,
to do penance
and to amend my life. Amen.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Maybe you should try pre-repenting...then you won't feel so bad while you are sinning.

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O my God, I am heartily sorry
for having offended Thee,
and I detest all my sins,
because of thy just punishment,
but most of all because they
offend Thee, my God,
Who are all-good and deserving
of all my love.
I firmly resolve, with the help
of Thy grace to confess my sins,
to do penance
and to amend my life. Amen.
At the first school I taught at (is that redundant?), everyone said the Act of Contrition last thing before going home. It was recited by someone over the loudspeaker and we all said it. It seemed a bit over the top to me, but then again I didn't have cmsMaster in my class 😉

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I really want to get lucky this weekend...pray for me or something! 🙂

(If your religious and you get offended I have some advice: Get a sense of humor. 😉 )
try showering and clean clothes, that will get you much further.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
User 152068

You'd get change.
Now that's just nasty. 😕