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Originally posted by coquette
I don't think that there's enough luck in the universe to help you. Sorry.
lmao

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Dear Lord; thank you for this day, the sun is shinning. Please grant CMSmaster the wisdom to see that getting lucky isn't important. Keep him safe from STDs and STIs. Let him know that when a women gives herself to him it's more then his body she embraces.
Amen

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Originally posted by yo its me
Dear Lord; thank you for this day, the sun is shinning. Please grant CMSmaster the wisdom to see that getting lucky isn't important. Keep him safe from STDs and STIs. Let him know that when a women gives herself to him it's more then his body she embraces.
Amen
Amen

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I really want to get lucky this weekend...pray for me or something! 🙂

(If your religious and you get offended I have some advice: Get a sense of humor. 😉 )
You're a man, a free agent. Why presume to send the other boys and girls to carry your water? Go direct. Go boldly to the throne

of grace all by yourself. By the way, there is one protocol/precaution... your petition won't even be heard if you're asking amiss.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
As long as I'm getting some while reading...sure.
Perhaps that is your problem?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Perhaps that is your problem?
Symptom or problem, Rusty?

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
As long as I'm getting some
ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
if you're not getting some,
your ding-dong will rust

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Originally posted by wagrro
ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
if you're not getting some,
your ding-dong will rust
That sounds like something Granny would say!

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I really want to get lucky this weekend...pray for me or something! 🙂

(If your religious and you get offended I have some advice: Get a sense of humor. 😉 )
"But first we need the car. And after that the cocaine. And then the tape recorder, for special music, and some Acapulco shirts." The only way to prepare for a trip like this, I felt, was to dress up like human peacocks and get crazy, then screech off across the desert and cover the story.

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Oh God....Keep praying!!