Predictions for the next 48 hours

This thread will self destruct in 48 hours.

This thread won’t be the only thing which self destructs in the next 48 hours.

The weather will continue making news headlines here in the UK.

It’s gonna be frosty!

The swimming goggles I ordered today will arrive tomorrow.

Prime Minister Sunak will continue to reassure the thousands of UK flood victims that the “emergency response units are on the ground locally” from the safety of Number 10.

He will to me also increasingly look like Mr Potato Head; as I can’t un-see it since seeing a photo comparison of the two of them in Private Eye earlier this week.

Opposition leader Sir Kier Starmer will hold more press interviews calling for a general election because “Labour are ready to transform Britain” … with mostly the same fiscal, social and foreign policies as the Conservatives.

He will also get face cramp from holding that kitchen-sink-drama pained expression for too long.

There will another, much smaller aftershock earthquake in Japan.

Ponderable will announce the return of the RHP Prose Competition and Kevin Eleven will turn up with a new account, ostentatiously offer to run it, and then blow out again 24 hours later like last time.

Suzianne will accuse at least three people of “gaslighting”.

A sporting legend will make the “notable death” thread.

@divegeester said
Suzianne will accuse at least three people of “gaslighting”.

@divegeester said
Suzianne will accuse at least three people of “gaslighting”.

Prime Minister Sunak will continue to reassure the thousands of UK flood victims that they will enjoy their new life in Rwanda when they are deported there tomorrow.

The Met. Office will release a statement saying the old folks who didn't die of heat stroke in July will die from cold when the temperature drops to -2 C.
Sunak will then deport them to Rwanda. The old folks, not the Met. office.

There will be a scuffle after the football match Sunderland v Newcastle.
Chief Inspector Trish Wetherby will say 'I was concerned for the safety of my officers as we only had 2000 officers dressed in riot gear with tear gas and 6 water cannons. One man was arrested for reading from his bible and by the time the ambulance got to him he had died from his injuries. My officers then retreated to the police canteen for bacon sandwiches and counselling. Lessons will be learned.'