Probably Disgusting 🤔

@contenchess said
Now you confess 😡

Ya gotta try harder than that if you want a TD from me.

@contenchess said
The other day I woke up hungover and...

I was reading what you said about me...

I was drinking coffee and using my phone...

I was on the toilet...

Probably Disgusting. 🤔

Definitely Disgusting 🤔

So why not confess to all?

I have grandma and mommy issues.
When I use mustard, I lick the knife.
I hit all elevator buttons after getting out.
I eat sour ...[text shortened]...
I have pissed in the sink.

I could go on but as you can see I am only human so don't judge me 😡

I drink "ghost beer." That's when I have finished a glass of milk and there's still a trace of milk left in the glass, like two drops clinging to the sides of the glass you know, then I pour a beer in and the beer goes slightly cloudy. Drives She Who Must Be Obeyed nuts, but not enough for her to get up and get me a clean beer glass. Now that's disgusting -- that it drives her nuts but she won't get up and get me a clean beer glass. I mean, like, sheesh, why just sit there and be disgusted when, with just an iota of consideration, she could do both of us a favour and not be disgusted ?

@hakima said
…he placed my needs over his own…

…that is love…

…that is all…

Um, ... isn't that what Jesus did, too?

I guess maybe it works for God but not for mortals.

Sorry, take it to Spirituality, moon.

@moonbus said
I drink "ghost beer."

Hey, hands off my beer.

@contenchess said
The other day I woke up hungover and...

I was reading what you said about me...

I was drinking coffee and using my phone...

I was on the toilet...

Probably Disgusting. 🤔

Definitely Disgusting 🤔

So why not confess to all?

I have grandma and mommy issues.
When I use mustard, I lick the knife.
I hit all elevator buttons after getting out.
I eat sour ...[text shortened]...
I have pissed in the sink.

I could go on but as you can see I am only human so don't judge me 😡

So, like most males, you're still an adolescent.

And you wonder why you can't get laid.

That just means you're also a conservative (you know, a disconnect with reality).

@contenchess said
...and Suzianne 🤔

You're not my priest... or my psychologist.

F off.

@contenchess said
@rookie54

You better hope I don't win the damn lottery...

Trust me, that won't help.

You'll still be 12.

@contenchess said
The mystery thickens...

Like a fat chick stirring gravy...🤔

I can see why you have to beat the chicks off with a stick.

Wait, no, I don't.

@contenchess said
I really hope Suzianne doesn't see this 🤔

Too late.

-Removed-

Does EVERY thread have to be about you?

@moonbus said
I drink "ghost beer." That's when I have finished a glass of milk and there's still a trace of milk left in the glass, like two drops clinging to the sides of the glass you know, then I pour a beer in and the beer goes slightly cloudy. Drives She Who Must Be Obeyed nuts, but not enough for her to get up and get me a clean beer glass. Now that's disgusting -- that it drives [i ...[text shortened]... ed when, with just an iota of consideration, she could do both of us a favour and not be disgusted ?

I often think you are a master of understated parody.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I resigned my position...

Moriarty has won. 😔

@suzianne said
Trust me, that won't help.

You'll still be 12.

Very true. My immaturity has no bounds.

@suzianne said
So, like most males, you're still an adolescent.

And you wonder why you can't get laid.

That just means you're also a conservative (you know, a disconnect with reality).

The male of the species grows up until it is eight yrs. old; after that, it just gets bigger. 😉