The other day I woke up hungover and...
I was reading what you said about me...
I was drinking coffee and using my phone...
I was on the toilet...
Probably Disgusting. 🤔
Definitely Disgusting 🤔
So why not confess to all?
I have grandma and mommy issues.
When I use mustard, I lick the knife.
I hit all elevator buttons after getting out.
I eat sour cream by itself just give me a spoon.
I always look at my poop.
I blow snot rockets with considerable skill 🤔
I never flush at a restaurant.
I giggle for a week after that.
People dying has no effect on me.
The last funeral I was looking at the ceiling 🙄
I think farts are funny.
I have to count birds flying by...
Damn geese formations!!
I drink milk from the milk "container"
When I was a baker I sweated into the dough.
When I cook I taste test with my cooking spoon.
I've had dreams about my sister.
Those dreams didn't bother me 😏
I have pissed in the sink.
I could go on but as you can see I am only human so don't judge me 😡
@contenchess said…he placed my needs over his own…
I'm so cruel...
Dude...
How did you let that woman get away?
…that is love…
…that is all…