"I am a sick man.... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I believe my liver is diseased. However, I know nothing at all about my disease, and do not know for certain what ails me. I don’t consult a doctor for it, and never have, though I have a respect for medicine and doctors. Besides, I am extremely superstitious, sufficiently so to respect medicine, anyway (I am well-educated enough not to be superstitious, but I am superstitious). No, I refuse to consult a doctor from spite. That you probably will not understand. Well, I understand it, though."
— from "Notes from Underground" by Fyodor Dostoevsky (translated by Constance Garnett)
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@contenchess saidMost likely but you’ll never know.
I imagine Trev33 will have the most to confess 🤔
Talking about peeing though, I’ve also peed in the sink (who hasn’t) but my best pee was in central London, midday into the Thames with people all around. Subtly at its finest.
@trev33 saidIts a good job you have a very small johnson and nobody noticed.
my best pee was in central London, midday into the Thames with people all around. Subtly at its finest.
@the-gravedigger saideither that or it's so long that folks thought he was
Its a good job you have a very small johnson and nobody noticed.
gawd am i disgusting
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@the-gravedigger saidThat day I drank too much and the little guy wouldn’t work at night 😢
Its a good job you have a very small johnson and nobody noticed.
One for the confession real, it was my first day back from India and I had went to meet an English girl I had hooked up with a few months before in India, I had only given myself one day in London before going back to NI, not expecting to have anyone to meet. Only problem was that I had been travelling with another girl from Poland for the previous 2 months and I guess we were seeing each other at that stage so shouldn’t have been sleeping with anyone else anyway. Oops.
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@trev33 saidWhy you Lothario you.😲😉
That day I drank too much and the little guy wouldn’t work at night 😢
One for the confession real, it was my first day back from India and I had went to meet an English girl I had hooked up with a few months before in India, I had only given myself one day in London before going back to NI, not expecting to have anyone to meet. Only problem was that I had been travelling w ...[text shortened]... were seeing each other at that stage so shouldn’t have been sleeping with anyone else anyway. Oops.
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@great-big-stees saidNo ones perfect, I’m actually drinking beer at the moment from rascals, a brewery in Dublin, quite fitting.
Why you Lothario you.😲😉
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@trev33 saidIf the shoe fits...😉👍🍺
No ones perfect, I’m actually drinking beer at the moment from rascals, a brewery in Dublin, quite fitting.
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@great-big-stees saidRecently added Kenya onto my list of nationalities I’ve slept with. First year in a very long time I haven’t visited a new country, nice to make an addition onto rascal list at least 🤭
If the shoe fits...😉👍🍺
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@trev33 saidWas this a “to do” list?🤔😲😁
Recently added Kenya onto my list of nationalities I’ve slept with. First year in a very long time I haven’t visited a new country, nice to make an addition onto rascal list at least 🤭
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@great-big-stees said🤔 I do have a thing about countries and lists 🤷🏻♂️ I blame tinder.
Was this a “to do” list?🤔😲😁
@trev33 saidLOL.....Always blame something or someone else! 🙂
🤔 I do have a thing about countries and lists 🤷🏻♂️ I blame tinder.
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@very-rusty saidIt can’t be that I’m just a cun...t now, surely?
LOL.....Always blame something or someone else! 🙂
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@contenchess saidWhy do we need to know this?
The other day I woke up hungover and...
I was reading what you said about me...
I was drinking coffee and using my phone...
I was on the toilet...
Probably Disgusting. 🤔
Definitely Disgusting 🤔
So why not confess to all?
I have grandma and mommy issues.
When I use mustard, I lick the knife.
I hit all elevator buttons after getting out.
I eat sour ...[text shortened]...
I have pissed in the sink.
I could go on but as you can see I am only human so don't judge me 😡