Putting Words in Others' Mouths

Posts mimicking the characteristic posting style/content of other posters, please.

OK

Now, I need to get back to my radio show and Indonesian maid, I mean wife.

@trev33 said
OK

Now, I need to get back to my radio show and Indonesian maid, I mean wife.

@very-rusty said
Too late you already called her your maid! 😛 🙂

-VR

@trev33 said
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

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@fmf said
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@trev33 said
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

@fmf said
The terms "sardine" and "pilchard" are not precise, and what is meant depends on the region. The United Kingdom's Sea Fish Industry Authority, for example, classifies sardines as young pilchards.[6] One criterion suggests fish shorter in length than 15 cm (6 in) are sardines, and larger fish are pilchards.[7] The FAO/WHO Codex standard for canned sardines cites 21 species that ma ...[text shortened]... over a dozen just "sardine", and many more with the two basic names qualified by various adjectives.

lost in my thoughts, I lifted my shoe
stepped over a vagrant down on his luck
I jingled some change, a dollar or two
But cctv cameraa made me think,
wait, being surveilled is ******.

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-VR

@very-rusty said
Thanks for the useless information, much appreciated!

Have you seen my "Did you Know" Thread? Lots more information in there, whether you consider it useless or not, only you can determine.

-VR

@shallow-blue said
There's no - or hardly any - information in that thread. There's a tedious amount of links to what might be information elsewhere, but there's next to no information in the thread itself. All it is is clickbait.

@shallow-blue said
There's no - or hardly any - information in that thread. There's a tedious amount of links to what might be information elsewhere, but there's next to no information in the thread itself. All it is is clickbait.