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Seitse
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Are you used by your wife and kids as the food processor of the family?

For example, when something is about to go rotten in the fridge, are you asked to eat it? Moreover, are you given the crumbles of the cookie jar so it can go empty to the dish washer?

What about when going for fast food with the kids: do you end up chewing the nuggets they don't eat so money won't be wasted?

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I spend most of my married life playing Xbox, watching football, reading or playing chess. Often my lovely wife brings me food and a beer during these activities. It is pleasant.

I'm not sure which manual you are using?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you used by your wife and kids as the food processor of the family?

For example, when something is about to go rotten in the fridge, are you asked to eat it? Moreover, are you given the crumbles of the cookie jar so it can go empty to the dish washer?

What about when going for fast food with the kids: do you end up chewing the nuggets they don't eat so money won't be wasted?
damn - have you been watching us through our windows? how come you know so much about our lifestyle? I am going to install security cameras now, just so I can catch you at it, you sneaky spying little man.

Seitse
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Originally posted by divegeester
I spend most of my married life playing Xbox, watching football, reading or playing chess. Often my lovely wife brings me food and a beer during these activities. It is pleasant.

I'm not sure which manual you are using?
It crossed my mind to marry my best male friend just for what you describe... but I need the thing giving me orders to have a pair of boobs, mate 😞

Seitse
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Originally posted by MCA
damn - have you been watching us through our windows? how come you know so much about our lifestyle? I am going to install security cameras now, just so I can catch you at it, you sneaky spying little man.
I gained like 2 kilos last month just by eating the things that were in the fridge* when we returned from holidays.

It was a sad, sad situation, man.

- - -

* I mean: food that was still quiet and without penicillin.

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Originally posted by Seitse
It crossed my mind to marry my best male friend just for what you describe... but I need the thing giving me orders to have a pair of boobs, mate 😞
So fatten up your best friend until he has a bodacious set of moobs.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
So fatten up your best friend until he has a bodacious set of moobs.
I'm working on it, but the basterd can't keep up with the nacho & cheese treatment I've been procuring him for the last year.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I'm working on it, but the basterd can't keep up with the nacho & cheese treatment I've been procuring him for the last year.
Then dump him and make duecer your new best friend. His moobs are sensational.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you used by your wife and kids as the food processor of the family?

For example, when something is about to go rotten in the fridge, are you asked to eat it? Moreover, are you given the crumbles of the cookie jar so it can go empty to the dish washer?

What about when going for fast food with the kids: do you end up chewing the nuggets they don't eat so money won't be wasted?
My kids never left over much, they come after their father...

Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by divegeester
I spend most of my married life playing Xbox, watching football, reading or playing chess. Often my lovely wife brings me food and a beer during these activities. It is pleasant.

I'm not sure which manual you are using?
Rec'd.

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Originally posted by Seitse
It crossed my mind to marry my best male friend just for what you describe... but I need the thing giving me orders to have a pair of boobs, mate 😞
I have boobs 😕

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you used by your wife and kids as the food processor of the family?

For example, when something is about to go rotten in the fridge, are you asked to eat it? Moreover, are you given the crumbles of the cookie jar so it can go empty to the dish washer?

What about when going for fast food with the kids: do you end up chewing the nuggets they don't eat so money won't be wasted?
This is very chauvinist. There are plenty of women who fit this description 😛.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Then dump him and make duecer your new best friend. His moobs are sensational.
I let you feel me up at the office Christmas party and this is how you repay me? Jerk! *sobs like a girl*:'(

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Originally posted by duecer
I let you feel me up at the office Christmas party and this is how you repay me? Jerk! *sobs like a girl*:'(
You know I still respected you the next day.

duecer
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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I have boobs 😕
moobs ya noob

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