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Question to all married men

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I have boobs πŸ˜•
Can I wine and dine you?

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I like when I get up, and they are all off to school and work, I finish all their breakfasts, make a fresh pot of coffee, play chess, read the paper and fart my way to lunch. Then leave for work before they all get home.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you used by your wife and kids as the food processor of the family?

For example, when something is about to go rotten in the fridge, are you asked to eat it? Moreover, are you given the crumbles of the cookie jar so it can go empty to the dish washer?

What about when going for fast food with the kids: do you end up chewing the nuggets they don't eat so money won't be wasted?
Not just that, but most men are also expected to be a bottomless pit of money for the family to waste on toys, new clothes, useless gadgets and other such frivilous things.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
...toys, ..., useless gadgets and other such frivilous things.
to be honest though, these things are mostly for us.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you used by your wife and kids as the food processor of the family?

For example, when something is about to go rotten in the fridge, are you asked to eat it? Moreover, are you given the crumbles of the cookie jar so it can go empty to the dish washer?

What about when going for fast food with the kids: do you end up chewing the nuggets they don't eat so money won't be wasted?
Yep, that’s me.

Half eaten, or out of date, I'm your man.

Less gets left over as the kids get older, thankfully, because eating food you don't need is just wasting the food anyway.


Originally posted by Russ
Yep, that’s me.

Half eaten, or out of date, I'm your man.

Less gets left over as the kids get older, thankfully, because eating food you don't need is just wasting the food anyway.
What Seitse really wants to know is if your moobs are better than duecer's.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you used by your wife and kids as the food processor of the family?

For example, when something is about to go rotten in the fridge, are you asked to eat it? Moreover, are you given the crumbles of the cookie jar so it can go empty to the dish washer?

What about when going for fast food with the kids: do you end up chewing the nuggets they don't eat so money won't be wasted?
I get hollered at for eating the old food in the fridge. If the wife makes a funny looking pancacke or pork chop or anything else I noticed I am the one to get it. I don't know that it is just food related as I get the substandard fold up chair while sitting outside etc etc...

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Originally posted by Russ
Yep, that’s me.

Half eaten, or out of date, I'm your man.

Less gets left over as the kids get older, thankfully, because eating food you don't need is just wasting the food anyway.
Well, it all ends up in the toilette anyways.

It's just that I hate food wasting, so I warned at home that no food shall be placed in the waste.

Now I have to die by my word 😞

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
What Seitse really wants to know is if your moobs are better than duecer's.
You know me so well! 😡

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
What Seitse really wants to know is if your moobs are better than duecer's.
I'm getting old, I need a lift😳

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you used by your wife and kids as the food processor of the family?

For example, when something is about to go rotten in the fridge, are you asked to eat it? Moreover, are you given the crumbles of the cookie jar so it can go empty to the dish washer?

What about when going for fast food with the kids: do you end up chewing the nuggets they don't eat so money won't be wasted?
You been watxhing me through my windows?

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