Quick!

I nearly burnt the house down about 5 times whilst cooking. Thankfully I didn't believe I was magically cured of schizophrenia but moved to a better place not so busy for someone with a disability... brain injury. Once was a definite if no other human was home with a roast cinders and me asleep due to the effects of a recent noise-induced road worker concussion.

Happened to me at age 12 (middle of the night electrical fault). When I woke up properly I found I'd salvaged an empty purse and one sock. Cat had enough smarts to get out but went walkabout, found later. Mother had her suitcase full of documents and photos, so a happy ending except for the goldfish.

coin collection
cigarettes
cell phone

@fmf said
1. My Grateful Dead soundboards collection 1971-1977
2. Ditto 1980-1981
3. Ditto Summer 1989 - Spring 1990

4. I'd ask my wife to make my Zappa collection one of her 3 things.

I heard the Dead live [sic] at Filmore West in the 1970s. Awesome band live. Didn't need weed; got stoned just breathing in what everyone else was breathing out.