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Quitting Smoking is so Damn hard

Quitting Smoking is so Damn hard

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
It would be a good idea to use one of those hypnosis sessions you can get on quitting smoking because the addiction is a subconscious thing. If you listen to such a session every day you will most definitely speed up your recovery.
I'm just taking it day by day.

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Originally posted by slimjim
I'm just taking it day by day.
Quitting cold turkey is the way to go. Trying to taper off doesn't work. It just makes it that much harder and keep it in your system longer. Once you have it out of your system though you may have urges for a couple of years on occasions. It usually doesn't last long though. Just a few minutes. But the thing is you can do it. The key is just to resist. And stop thinking that a cigarette is something good and think of it as the nasty stinking government sponsored kill stick that it is. Every time you smoke one a weapon is being fired at you. And one thing that will help if you want to keep the weight off at the same time. Don't eat bread. No sandwiches. Just cut out all the bread and you will loose weight. And much of your hunger cravings will go away too. Sweats are not good either. But cutting out the bread is a guaranteed weight reducer. And hunger buster. Sounds hard but it will actually make it easier for you.

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Originally posted by slimjim
It's been 72 hours since I have last lit up one of those glorious Marlboro Reds. The nicotine jitters have subsided but I still have fits of rage. Just last night I shot my dog for continually barking for nothing. I guess thats better than lighting up.
Well smoke yourself to death, see if we care.

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Originally posted by slimjim
It's been 72 hours since I have last lit up one of those glorious Marlboro Reds. The nicotine jitters have subsided but I still have fits of rage. Just last night I shot my dog for continually barking for nothing. I guess thats better than lighting up.
i think youshould take up boxing and see if that helps get the anger out of yor body

you must have not really liked your dog

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Originally posted by Mephisto 666
i think youshould take up boxing and see if that helps get the anger out of yor body

you must have not really liked your dog
He was probably jealous because his missus said the dog smelt better than him, and that's why he stopped smoking...

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Originally posted by 747skyjock
He was probably jealous because his missus said the dog smelt better than him, and that's why he stopped smoking...
Actually your missus convinced me to quit while we were doing it doggie style.

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Originally posted by slimjim
Actually your missus convinced me to quit while we were doing it doggie style.
Forget what I said earlier. I was giving you bad advise. Smoking is good for you. Quitting is for wimps. A man should be able to hack up crap any time he wants with out some moron telling him he can't smoke in a restaurant. Light up dude these liberals can't tell you what to do. They are just trying to scare you. And how else would the Republican Tobacco farmers make a living if you don't support their habit of eating. Besides Bob Dole himself said Tobacco isn't addicting and doesn't cause cancer. Who you going to believe, me or Bob Dole?

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Forget what I said earlier. I was giving you bad advise. Smoking is good for you. Quitting is for wimps. A man should be able to hack up crap any time he wants with out some moron telling him he can't smoke in a restaurant. Light up dude these liberals can't tell you what to do. They are just trying to scare you. And how else would the Republican Tobacc ...[text shortened]... Tobacco isn't addicting and doesn't cause cancer. Who you going to believe, me or Bob Dole?
I quit because I wanted to. I didn't quit for any one else.

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Originally posted by slimjim
I quit because I wanted to. I didn't quit for any one else.
you cant quit. you are just fooling yourself. light up and smoke dud...you know it feels so good..

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I was once asked if my wife smoked after we had sex.I replied I was afraid to look.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
you cant quit. you are just fooling yourself. light up and smoke dud...you know it feels so good..
Almost 3 weeks now.

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Originally posted by slimjim
Almost 3 weeks now.
Congrats Jim.Now if you can give up the dog shooting habit. 😕

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Originally posted by Mephisto 666
i think youshould take up boxing and see if that helps get the anger out of yor body

you must have not really liked your dog
Started jumping rope. It's too early to get back into boxing. Got to get my wind back first. As far as the dog was concerned I loved him. That's why I used the one shot one kill method. One single .45 cal between the eyes. He never felt a thing.

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Originally posted by slimjim
I quit because I wanted to. I didn't quit for any one else.
That's right so what if you get a heart attack from the weight gain. Tax's cigerette cost vs food and clothing cost because you can't get your fat butt in your new jeans. Go ahead man light up. Feel the burn. Marlboro man is calling you a liberal sissy.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
That's right so what if you get a heart attack from the weight gain. Tax's cigerette cost vs food and clothing cost because you can't get your fat butt in your new jeans. Go ahead man light up. Feel the burn. Marlboro man is calling you a liberal sissy.
😵😵😵😵😵 You crack me up.