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Quitting Smoking is so Damn hard

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Christ man,Freddie would make a nun start smoking. 😕

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Originally posted by darvlay
Is there some written rule about how long "recently" means in the "How to be an annoying teenage shithead" handbook?
Yes. Anything less than 2 months.

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Just checking in on you Slim. Are you still breathing clean smog? Some more advice for you. Don't forget to wear a tight belt while skipping rope. Your belly can't hide you from indecent exposure forever you know.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Just checking in on you Slim. Are you still breathing clean smog? Some more advice for you. Don't forget to wear a tight belt while skipping rope. Your belly can't hide you from indecent exposure forever you know.
My belly is the roof to cover my tool.😉

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Originally posted by slimjim
My belly is the roof to cover my tool.😉
You can't park a tractor in a tool shed. 😀

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Originally posted by aspviper666
You can't park a tractor in a tool shed. 😀
You just haven't tried hard enough

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Originally posted by aspviper666
You can't park a tractor in a tool shed. 😀
You know they say. Truckers can put big things in such small places.😉

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Originally posted by slimjim
You know they say. Truckers can put big things in such small places.😉
Ye, but isn't that usually done while backing up? BTW, I have quite a supply of Nicotrol inhalers here if you ever need a prescription fix.

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Originally posted by Delmer
Ye, but isn't that usually done while backing up? BTW, I have quite a supply of Nicotrol inhalers here if you ever need a prescription fix.
That's a good one Del!😵

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Blessed are the smokers
for they shall inhabit the pavements (sidewalks for you Murricans)

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Ok - I'm cracking up... before I posted this message, the last post in General was:

Quitting Smoking is so Damn hard9705 Aug '06 20:31slimjimabalone

But the post above mine was left on 26th July? Eh?

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For all of you who want to live longer: Alan Carr, author of many books and therapy programs on how to stop smoking, has lung cancer after he quited smoking 23 years ago.

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Originally posted by Sake
For all of you who want to live longer: Alan Carr, author of many books and therapy programs on how to stop smoking, has lung cancer after he quited smoking 23 years ago.
And your point is ...? That once you smoke you should keep smoking forever? I may get lung cancer. I may already have it. I don't regret quitting smoking in 1992. My clothes don't stink any more. My house and car don't stink. I don't pollute other people's houses, or make others breathe second-hand smoke. And since I smoked two packs a day, I'd need to enter a life of crime similar to other drug addicts to support that habit. I also know that the past tense of quit is quit.

Maybe he DID live longer. Perhaps he would have had lung cancer sooner, or spread it to more people by accosting them with his smoke.

Carry on.

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Originally posted by reader1107
And your point is ...? That once you smoke you should keep smoking forever? I may get lung cancer. I may already have it. I don't regret quitting smoking in 1992. My clothes don't stink any more. My house and car don't stink. I don't pollute other people's houses, or make others breathe second-hand smoke. And since I smoked two packs a day, I'd ne ...[text shortened]... cancer sooner, or spread it to more people by accosting them with his smoke.

Carry on.
Still smoke free and I hope to make the claim 14 years from now like you have done.