Quotation of the day

"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth."

-unknown

George Bush:

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
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Nonviolence and truth are inseparable and presuppose one another. There is no god higher than truth. Mahatma Gandhi

"To keep from dying is not the same as 'to live'"

- unknown

Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom:

"Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married."

"If the shoe fits.......Get another one just like it!"

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.

-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

"Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some."

Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)

Neville Chamberlain (1869–1940)

" How horrible, fantastic, incredible it is that we should be digging trenches and trying on gas masks here because of a quarrel in a far-away country between people of whom we know nothing. It seems still more impossible that a quarrel which has already been settled in principle should be the subject of war."

NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN, national broadcast, London, September 27, 1938.—Chamberlain, In Search of Peace, p. 174 (1939). He was prime minister at the time.

I have a ducky, therefore I am 😛

"Trying to make a soldier from a lefty is tantamount to creating a fighting dog from a chihuahua! "


StarValleyWhy in the "Re-instatement of the Military Draft in the US" thread on the RHP Debates Forum, 16th of may 2004.

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'

Roy Blount Jr.

My girlfriends father has a dog named Toby. A few days ago when he got home, someone or something stole some food from the table...
" Toby or not Toby, that´s the question "

James Freeman Clarke:

"A politician thinks of the next election - a statesman, of the next generation."

Steven Wright:

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"