Quotation of the day

"There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting."

Buddha

"The time to relax is when you don't have time for it."

Sidney J. Harris

Originally posted by ivanhoe


"The time to relax is when you don't have time for it."

Sidney J. Harris

"Leaving? I'm not leaving! It's a load of nonsense - it's just not true: I'm not leaving, and I'm fed up hearing I am. I've got a job to do, especially for these fans - they're the best in the country."

Harry Redknapp, 48 hours before leaving Portsmouth F.C.

step into the realm your bound to get caught,
from this worldly life you'll soon depart,

oh buggar...did i really mean to make that move!!!

"i'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy"

-unknown alcoholic

heres another

"light a candle for all the sinners, and set the world on fire"

"For after all, the best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain."

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Open your eyes and look within, are you satisfied with the life you're living'?"

-exodus

found this quote inside a bob marley rizzla paper!

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- GM Savielly Tartakower

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

W. C. Fields

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it

Joan Rivers

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"Where does wind go ?"

Larry King
in "Larry King Live" CNN, discussing hurricane Rita.

I wake every evening and tell myself what a wonderful night I am going to have,

then I get to work....


Me

Remember-you can't beam through a force field. So, don't try it.
"Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case."

"Don't just shove food into your mouth. Taste the flavor exploding in your mouth. Appreciate the texture. Honor your food with the time you take."

"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways."


"I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!"

William Shatner