Quotation of the day

"Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories."

Sun Tzu

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."


Bill Watterson

I remember being under my duvet at the age of 12, fantasizing about Kate Bush. - Bjork

"Exploration is really the essence of the human spirit."


Frank Borman, astronaut.

lol, how apt a reply 🙂


"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music" - Angela Monet

"This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought."

Lin Yutang

Originally posted by rapalla7
why does beer get warm and coffee gets cold?

i'm. . . . . .baack!!!
-the mask

first i establish a motive, the killer saw the size of the bug's di*k and became insanly jealous, then i spend £30 pounds; parkin' his wife!

lol at ace ventura

fred

Originally posted by ivanhoe
Karl Friedrich Gauss:

There are problems to whose solution I would attach an infinitely greater importance than to those of mathematics, for example touching ethics, or our relation to God, or concerning our destiny and our future; but their solution lies wholly beyond us and completely outside the province of science.

In J. R. Newman (ed.) The World of Mathematics, New York: Simon and Schuster, 1956. p. 314.

"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die."

Bill Watterson

you can kill the rebel but not the rebellion.

only dead fish go with the flow

"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. - Rudyard Kipling