Quotations

When asked by some moronic American TV Presenter
" Has it been a handicap being blind?"
The Great Stevie Wonder replied
" It could be worse I could have been black"
Janey

And when asked on the Newleywed Show a woman was asked...

"Where is the weirdest place you have made whoopie?"

And her reply...

"In the butt"

I know kinda harsh for here but that is a true quote!!

Dave

Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most....

Ozzy Osbourne....


Mulder

I am about to---or I am going to---die; either expression is used. --
Last words of Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian

A couple of come backs:

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic
particles."

La seule différence entre un fou et moi, c'est que moi, je ne le suis
pas.
Salvador Dali.

(translated: The only difference between a fool and me, is that I am
not one.)

Gil.

I do not speak French, but I have heard the quote as: "The only difference
between me and a madman is that I am not mad."

Which reminds me of (cover your ears Mark)....

"The only difference between a squirrel and a burger is 10 minutes on
the barbecue"

LOL

"If you ride a horse, sit close and tight, if you ride a man, sit easy and
light." Benjamin Franklin (Poor Richard's Almanack)

many have made me grin, but that is the first to make me laugh out
loud in a long time...

Before God we are equally wise and equally foolish.
Albert Einstein

One fool can ask more questions in a minute than twelve wise men
can answer in an hour.
Nikolai Lenin

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost

Julia

I don't believe in pyschology, i just believe in good moves.

Bobby Fischer

Love is not about finding the perfect person...Love is seeing the
imperfect person perfectly.

(long history behing that quote...partially mine)

Dave

These are so fitting for a chess site:

Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and
attack and attack some more.

and

A good battle plan that you act on today can be better than a perfect
one tomorrow.

and

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other
bastard die for his.

All by Gen George S. Patton

I'll bet he played a mean game of chess.

Patton didn't play chess...but John Wayne did...and he would always
flip the whole damn board over when he was losing.

Dave