Quotes on Cats

Quotes on Cats

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Mr

Munster

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"If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
- Mark Twain

Beware of people who dislike cats.
- Irish Proverb

P
Upward Spiral

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The best cats act like dogs.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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The best cats are the dead ones

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I'm so alone.

-Crazy Cat Lady

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Dogs taste much better.

- darvlay

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Primal Primate

holiest of holies

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Originally posted by Palynka
Dogs taste much better.

- darvlay
better than that chicken breast he cooked the other night, too.

DR

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Well, morning comes and you're still with her
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away the choice and lost your ticket
So you have to stay on

But the drum-beat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the new-born day
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But for now you're going to stay
In the year of the cat

- Al Stewart

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A cat may look at a King.

- Alice

Lord

Sewers of Holland

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Do you want to stroke my pussy?

- Mrs. Slocambe -

lookin for a way out

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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Unknown author.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Do you want to stroke my pussy?

- Mrs. Slocambe -
Nearly spluttered my drink out just then.

Mr

Munster

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Originally posted by Patrick97
"If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
- Mark Twain

Beware of people who dislike cats.
- Irish Proverb
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How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. - Jules Verne

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The sky

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I also like Edgar Allan Poes "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat."

Vampyroteuthis

Infernalis

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"Cats"

anybody seen my

underpants??

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nothing uglier than a half drowned cat
---duecer