Quotes on Cats

MissOleum & Sicilian Smaug.
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thank you both for supporting my thread.

I agree that cat haters are loathsome & untrustworthy idiots.

Here's something from the internet that is a cut and paste job. Maybe you have seen it already, but it explains how cats came to be....



"The Creation of Dogs and Cats"

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to
"Where do pets come from?"

Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day.
Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me
to remember how much you love me."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be
with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that
you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or
childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you
are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good
animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam
and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom
and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No
problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my
love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will
call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam
was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his
tail.

After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord
and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens
like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed
taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."
And God said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be
with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind
him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of
adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the
supreme being. And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased.

And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog wagged his tail and was happy.

And the cat didn't give a damn one way or the other.

not a quote, but:

why is it that you hear about 'crazy cat women' a lot, but never 'crazy dog women'?

you'd think that if they're bored
they'd rather have dogs and be adored
than own cats and be ignored. - IM

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
~paul gray~

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

~ Garrison Keillor

Originally posted by mikelom
I don't know many humans who crap in the corner! 😛

OK. My apologies. But if you're gonna buy a cat, buy a tiger! 😀

skin the cat... its not just an expression😉

---Jeffrey Dahmer

Originally posted by mwmiller
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be
with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you.

Originally posted by Mathurine
If I believe anything at all, it's that He would perhaps not use an expression like "No problem."

I like cats. 🙂

“In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.”

Michel de Montaigne, French Philosopher.