It was a muggy sultry night. The kind of night where you sweat and your clothes stick to your skin
I was walking home from my favorite pub after a few pints then I spotted them
A street gang, in front of a video arcade. Tattooed faces glistening from sweat. They surrounded me, the leader spoke up. "Give me 20¢ or die," he said. Just then I noticed a short blonde dragging a broken motorcycle down the street. It sounds crazy, but she had AK-47s instead of legs.
This was the distraction I needed. I jumped up straight into the sky. Then hovered around kicking the leader in the face. The rest of the gang ran for their lives
Their leader laying in a bloody heap. I walked away with my 20¢, wondering how I managed to fly. Then I remembered I had an appointment with the Royal family in just a few hours. It seems I'm their adrenochrome connection.
Produced Directed and starring
Quentin Tarentino
With Uma Thurman
Jason Mamoa
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@gambrel saidHard to believe they only demanded 20c
It was a muggy sultry night. The kind of night where you sweat and your clothes stick to your skin
I was walking home from my favorite pub after a few pints then I spotted them
A street gang, in front of a video arcade. Tattooed faces glistening from sweat. They surrounded me, the leader spoke up. "Give me 20¢ or die," he said. Just then I noticed a short blonde dragging ...[text shortened]... cts.
No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture.
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@Executioner-Brand
Not true, I don't thumb up or down, and was unable to do so until this morning as I had a forum ban for taking the Lord's name in vain
I also was reprimanded for coveting my neighbor's wife and manservant, maidservant, cattle etc.
Top of the Mornin to you.
@the-gravedigger saidThere's also a controversy about the alleged abuse of hamsters between takes.
Hard to believe they only demanded 20c
@the-gravedigger saidPipe down
So who from the misfits on here gets cast into the various roles ?
I'm still trying to imagine Suzi with AK-47 legs