when i was in grade 5 i drew a picture of a hockey player. i was hunched over the drawing concentrating on my technique when my friend ryan snatched the paper off my desk. i wouldn't of minded so much, but as he grabed it, the drawing slid across my eyeball...
yes. a paper cut on my eyeball.
stung like a -----
Originally posted by bot 6Luis Buñuel?
when i was in grade 5 i drew a picture of a hockey player. i was hunched over the drawing concentrating on my technique when my friend ryan snatched the paper off my desk. i wouldn't of minded so much, but as he grabed it, the drawing slid across my eyeball...
yes. a paper cut on my eyeball.
stung like a -----
Originally posted by bot 6OW, OWWW, OW, OW, OW, OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOW Jesus Christ-on-a-crutch dude... I've had a number of operations on my eyes and you've just freaked me out.
when i was in grade 5 i drew a picture of a hockey player. i was hunched over the drawing concentrating on my technique when my friend ryan snatched the paper off my desk. i wouldn't of minded so much, but as he grabed it, the drawing slid across my eyeball...
yes. a paper cut on my eyeball.
stung like a -----
Originally posted by bot 6Salvador Dali
when i was in grade 5 i drew a picture of a hockey player. i was hunched over the drawing concentrating on my technique when my friend ryan snatched the paper off my desk. i wouldn't of minded so much, but as he grabed it, the drawing slid across my eyeball...
yes. a paper cut on my eyeball.
stung like a -----
Originally posted by bot 6Y...ouch.
when i was in grade 5 i drew a picture of a hockey player. i was hunched over the drawing concentrating on my technique when my friend ryan snatched the paper off my desk. i wouldn't of minded so much, but as he grabed it, the drawing slid across my eyeball...
yes. a paper cut on my eyeball.
stung like a -----
When I was about 5 I flipped over my handle bars on my little bike going down a hill near our house. I was knocked unconcious but it's not so rare. I've heard some funny stories though of ways people have died like being flattened by a pig that'd been kept on a balcony and tragically two snow boarders suffercated when the space they were sleeping in in the snow collapsed under more snow being pushed off a car park.
Originally posted by bot 6well, polish my nipples and serve me a milkshake.
when i was in grade 5 i drew a picture of a hockey player. i was hunched over the drawing concentrating on my technique when my friend ryan snatched the paper off my desk. i wouldn't of minded so much, but as he grabed it, the drawing slid across my eyeball...
yes. a paper cut on my eyeball.
stung like a -----
When I was about ten I am rocketing down the street with my big Schwinn 3 speed🙂, and there was this railroad track crossing. Well some cretin put up a wire at neck height and it was dusk, I didn't see it and hit the wire right on the old adams apple, of course flipped off the bike and hit one of the rails, couldn't breath for a few minutes and there was nobody around, no witnesses, no help, nothing. Had to get my act together about a half hour later to get back home by myself.
I would like to nail the SOB that did that.