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Originally posted by Raven69
I want it!!
You and everyone else. Pft, it's pretentious, it's the top award RHP has to offer. You can't have it...it's mine all mine. It's like the NFL Thanksgiving Gobbler award only better cause it has MY name on it.

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Originally posted by Raven69
I want it!!
You will have to up your game.

1) Start using bad grammar consistently and spell a few words wrong (ie. "Here Here!" that cash posted a few times in response to RN was priceless).
2) Misconstrue things posted all the time. If your name appears in a post, automatically assume it's a "PERSONAL ATTACK!".
3) In response to friendly banter, take it far too seriously and cry to site admin on a daily basis.
4) When trying to insult someone, hint that they are homosexual. It works every time!

These are just a few things you can do...

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
You and everyone else. Pft, it's pretentious, it's the top award RHP has to offer. You can't have it...it's mine all mine. It's like the NFL Thanksgiving Gobbler award only better cause it has [b]MY name on it.[/b]
But I like to seem pretentious! I took Latin not because I really wanted to know it per se, but just so I can throw in Latin phrases into everything I say ad infinitum. De facto, I shall be doing just that ab hinc. Deo volente, my pretentiousness will receive the recognition it so deserves.

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Originally posted by Crowley
You will have to up your game.

1) Start using bad grammar consistently and spell a few words wrong (ie. "Here Here!" that cash posted a few times in response to RN was priceless).
2) Misconstrue things posted all the time. If your name appears in a post, automatically assume it's a "PERSONAL ATTACK!".
3) In response to friendly banter, take it far too ...[text shortened]... that they are homosexual. It works every time!

These are just a few things you can do...
What if just

1) Constantly make fun of people's grammar and spelling.
2) Take every chance I get to make a jab at someone I don't like.
3) Insult people and if they get offended tell them I was just kidding.
4) Make hints about people that are subtle enough so that if they say anything I can act innocent and tell them they are paranoid and yet not so subtle so that they get I was talking about them.

Can I get the trophy then? 🙂

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Originally posted by Crowley
You will have to up your game.

1) Start using bad grammar consistently and spell a few words wrong (ie. "Here Here!" that cash posted a few times in response to RN was priceless).
2) Misconstrue things posted all the time. If your name appears in a post, automatically assume it's a "PERSONAL ATTACK!".
3) In response to friendly banter, take it far too ...[text shortened]... that they are homosexual. It works every time!

These are just a few things you can do...
on #4 Stop picking on HOH, he really only says that stuff in jest you know. I know 'cause he told me.

I am sure glad you aren't the type to blow everything out porportion. 😛 Is porportioin speeled ok? 🙂

On #3. who would you be talking about, I want names, I will have a serious talk with them in PM, no one should bug ADMIN daily!

On #2 looks like stuff Phlabby does with the "PERSONAL ATTACK", but hell he only does that in jest, give him a break! 😉

On #1. Now that sounds like me with the bad speeeling stuff 😠 You picking on me MR.?😠

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Originally posted by Raven69
What if just

1) Constantly make fun of people's grammar and spelling.
2) Take every chance I get to make a jab at someone I don't like.
3) Insult people and if they get offended tell them I was just kidding.
4) Make hints about people that are subtle enough so that if they say anything I can act innocent and tell them they are paranoid and yet not so subtle so that they get I was talking about them.

Can I get the trophy then? 🙂
Rec'd 😉

That was very, very, very good!!!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
It's made from tofu. 😕
take it back!😠

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Originally posted by Crowley
You will have to up your game.

1) Start using bad grammar consistently and spell a few words wrong (ie. "Here Here!" that cash posted a few times in response to RN was priceless).
2) Misconstrue things posted all the time. If your name appears in a post, automatically assume it's a "PERSONAL ATTACK!".
3) In response to friendly banter, take it far too ...[text shortened]... that they are homosexual. It works every time!

These are just a few things you can do...
I hear hear you, you silly fruit loop.

Edit: Now leave me alone.

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Originally posted by Raven69
What if just

1) Constantly make fun of people's grammar and spelling.
2) Take every chance I get to make a jab at someone I don't like.
3) Insult people and if they get offended tell them I was just kidding.
4) Make hints about people that are subtle enough so that if they say anything I can act innocent and tell them they are paranoid and yet not so subtle so that they get I was talking about them.

Can I get the trophy then? 🙂
You could get a "Jowley"

Not nearly as coveted as the "Trashy" and not so shiny, but an award none-the-less.

Of course, you would have to be a forum mod to qualify. CFT has a mantle full.