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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Bald.

While we're on the topic of you being ginger scum, why are wealthy, uper class gingers refered to as auburn haired?
Auburns are nothing. Proper toffs call it 'Strawberry Blonde'.

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Originally posted by rhb
I was told Paranoia was a state, not an entity. I thought it was probably near Texas but couldn't find it on the map. Maybe the government covered it up. The truth is out there. Like fish without eyes...

Anyway. One day you'll let it all out and the whole forum will think you a better person for it.

Until then, i may still shed the odd secret tear for you ...[text shortened]... ou were getting special sympathy from a Ginger - they'd be lining up for some themselves...
Wow the Paranoia thing really bothered you huh, so sorry about that. I didn't mean to hit so close to home.

What the whole forum thinks may be far more important to you than me.

Keep this in mind. Never concern yourself too much about what 'others will think', just be your self. You will grow up to be a much better person for it. People will like you much better that way, and the ones that don't, you really don't need.


Originally posted by Very Rusty
Wow the Paranoia thing really bothered you huh, so sorry about that. I didn't mean to hit so close to home.

What the whole forum thinks may be far more important to you than me.

Keep this in mind. Never concern yourself too much about what 'others will think', just be your self. You will grow up to be a much better person for it. People will like you much better that way, and the ones that don't, you really don't need.
You do realise that you've single handedly brought back all my OCD that took 5 years of therapy to banish? So every time i'm about to touch a fork i'll have to wash my hands 15 times just because YOU labelled ME Paranoia. I hope you sleep well tonight, i'd be threatening on paying you a visit but i'm not sure i can get to the end of my road now without having to go back to check the oven is off, and the doors all locked. Thanks a bunch.

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Originally posted by rhb
You do realise that you've single handedly brought back all my OCD that took 5 years of therapy to banish? So every time i'm about to touch a fork i'll have to wash my hands 15 times just because YOU labelled ME Paranoia. I hope you sleep well tonight, i'd be threatening on paying you a visit but i'm not sure i can get to the end of my road now without having to go back to check the oven is off, and the doors all locked. Thanks a bunch.
LOL...That was good Rec'd

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Originally posted by rhb
You do realise that you've single handedly brought back all my OCD that took 5 years of therapy to banish? So every time i'm about to touch a fork i'll have to wash my hands 15 times just because YOU labelled ME Paranoia. I hope you sleep well tonight, i'd be threatening on paying you a visit but i'm not sure i can get to the end of my road now without having to go back to check the oven is off, and the doors all locked. Thanks a bunch.
Do you think Very Rusty would poop in your sock drawer if he came over for a visit?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Do you think Very Rusty would poop in your sock drawer if he came over for a visit?
Why would Very Rusty take your pooping spot on you?

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a turd, and stepped on you?

Or, simply just stepped on you for the hell of it. Just for the LULZ!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Why would Very Rusty take your pooping spot on you?

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a turd, and stepped on you?

Or, simply just stepped on you for the hell of it. Just for the LULZ!
Are you drunk?

I've paid extra for a young lady to step on me. I can't say it did much for me, but, it was an experience.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Are you drunk?

I've paid extra for a young lady to step on me. I can't say it did much for me, but, it was an experience.
Because you get drunk doesn't mean everyone does! Keep that in mind before asking dumb questions.

Do you always ask such stupid questions, or only when you are drunk?

I would assume though that by now, it comes pretty natural to you.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Because you get drunk doesn't mean everyone does! Keep that in mind before asking dumb questions.

Do you always ask such stupid questions, or only when you are drunk?

I would assume though that by now, it comes pretty natural to you.
Drunk or an idiot, those were my options. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Have you considered that you might have Aspergers or some other form of cognitive impairment?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Drunk or an idiot, those were my options. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Have you considered that you might have Aspergers or some other form of cognitive impairment?
Do you think Very Rusty would poop in your sock drawer if he came over for a visit?

There is your idiot question. I would say your problem isn't cognitive impairment. You are either Drunk, or just being your typical A-hole self.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Do you think Very Rusty would poop in your sock drawer if he came over for a visit?

There is your idiot question. I would say your problem isn't cognitive impairment. You are either Drunk, or just being your typical A-hole self.
A-hole it is, but, I still think you're the kind of guy that would poop in a man's sock drawer.

You know, if you even took a half hearted stab at answering my questions, we'd get along considerably better. Your humorless death march through the forums makes me tired.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
A-hole it is, but, I still think you're the kind of guy that would poop in a man's sock drawer.

You know, if you even took a half hearted stab at answering my questions, we'd get along considerably better. Your humorless death march through the forums makes me tired.
All right, who pooped in my sock drawer?

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
All right, who pooped in my sock drawer?
Trev 33 is suspect #1.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
A-hole it is, but, I still think you're the kind of guy that would poop in a man's sock drawer.

You know, if you even took a half hearted stab at answering my questions, we'd get along considerably better. Your humorless death march through the forums makes me tired.
Your idea of what humour is just disgusts me, so it makes us even.

I might pee on you if you were on fire, but I would have to be in a hell of a good mood.

By the way, I have signed on for two more years. So if the two of us both live, and you are still here, we have two more years starting Jan.15/09, to put up with each other.