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RbMorris Roast of the century

RbMorris Roast of the century

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The reason why you need to pound on rbmorris's Q bald head. It's never been done with any expertise before. You can't let a guy get away with that all his life. He'll get spoiled rotten and lazy, might even get hurt when he gets older and can't defend himself proper. You'll be doing him a favor by teaching him you could eat alphabet soup and crap better insults than him. Who is with me?

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This New Years Eve, Mr. potAto head rbMorris steps up and says I’d like to propose a toast. So he lights his head on fire and tries to put it out with a slice of bread. What a dork.

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You better show some respect! RBM has been featured on Mr. Clean boxes and tee shirts, and is involved in a movie remake of Kojak!

That's also his arm you see on a box of Arm and Hammer!

He was also the inspiration for Adult Swims "Frisky Dingo" (Note the red eyes) http://tinyurl.com/7tpusp

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Show some respect? Ok Rodney, you can read the Miranda rights latter.

You know I think the world of Rb., and you also know what I think about the world.,

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Aren't you one man short of a spit roast?

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you Big SPASTIC!!!!

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
The reason why you need to pound on rbmorris's Q bald head. It's never been done with any expertise before. You can't let a guy get away with that all his life. He'll get spoiled rotten and lazy, might even get hurt when he gets older and can't defend himself proper. You'll be doing him a favor by teaching him you could eat alphabet soup and crap better insults than him. Who is with me?
I'd say the ultimate insult is that I'm being roasted in broken English by Red Night's "lil helper": Trashy, the unpaid forum intern with a harelip and a noticeable limp. No amount of bald jokes will overshadow this grave injustice.

Do I have a say in who runs this thing? If so, I'd like to nominate HoH.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Do I have a say in who runs this thing? If so, I'd like to nominate HoH.
you're getting married again? you have a very understanding wife.



or didn't the whole "bathrobe & hairy legs in the grocery store show" go down that well after all?

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Originally posted by wormwood
... didn't the whole "bathrobe & hairy legs in the grocery store show" go down that well after all?
😀

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Please make this funny.

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Rbmorris hates roasts so much he became a vegetarian in self defense.


High fives to CFT.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
The reason why you need to pound on rbmorris's Q bald head. It's never been done with any expertise before. You can't let a guy get away with that all his life. He'll get spoiled rotten and lazy, might even get hurt when he gets older and can't defend himself proper. You'll be doing him a favor by teaching him you could eat alphabet soup and crap better insults than him. Who is with me?
Rec'd!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
He was also the inspiration for Adult Swims "Frisky Dingo"
What a dork.















(Actually, that *does* look like rb!)