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Can someone call the ambulaps please? Super tasty but also super hot. Mouth is on fire.


@congruent said
Can someone call the ambulaps please? Super tasty but also super hot. Mouth is on fire.
Drink milk


@congruent said
Can someone call the ambulaps please? Super tasty but also super hot. Mouth is on fire.
Ice water sir.


@congruent said
Can someone call the ambulaps please? Super tasty but also super hot. Mouth is on fire.
Masticate a banana for longer than you usually would before swallowing it.


@fmf said
Masticate a banana for longer than you usually would before swallowing it.
I have a feeling PettyTalk is going to come charging in.


@the-gravedigger said
I have a feeling PettyTalk is going to come charging in.
He's too late if he plans to mock my wife.


@fmf said
He's too late if he plans to mock my wife.
Turn up the gas extra high.


@suzianne said
Turn up the gas extra high.
It was just a bit of gallows humour that The Gravedigger and a few others here will have understood.


@fmf said
It was just a bit of gallows humour that The Gravedigger and a few others here will have understood.
Oh, I understood what you meant.

It's just that you have floated this idea on more than one occasion that people you don't like have said things about your wife. It seems like a "go-to" for you. People don't stand in line to say things about your wife.

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@suzianne said
Oh, I understood what you meant.

It's just that you have floated this idea on more than one occasion that people you don't like have said things about your wife. It seems like a "go-to" for you. People don't stand in line to say things about your wife.
Oh, I understood what you meant.

No. I don't think you do


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Ice water sir.
Here in Indonesia, they say don't drink cold water [it offers only temporary relief and then the discomfort returns perhaps with a vengeance when it wears off]; instead, drink warm or hot water [because, while it may make it worse for a few seconds, when that wears off, there is a more permanent relief]. I haven't really tried it because I just reach for a banana.


@fmf said
Here in Indonesia, they say don't drink cold water [it offers only temporary relief and then the discomfort returns perhaps with a vengeance when it wears off]; instead, drink warm or hot water [because, while it may make it worse for a few seconds, when that wears off, there is a more permanent relief]. I haven't really tried it because I just reach for a banana.
I haven't really tried it because I just reach for a banana.

Actually, I have tried it in a way. If there is no banana available, my next recourse would be hot sweet Javanese tea.


@congruent said
Can someone call the ambulaps please? Super tasty but also super hot. Mouth is on fire.
This is just chicken abuse, man.

Just like those damned "hot wings". Don't rub your eye after eating those, you'll regret it instantly.


@fmf said
I haven't really tried it because I just reach for a banana.

Actually, I have tried it in a way. If there is no banana available, my next recourse would be hot sweet Javanese tea.
Milk does work, being fat-based instead of water-based. Water does almost nothing to put out the fire.


@suzianne said
Milk does work, being fat-based instead of water-based. Water does almost nothing to put out the fire.
Hot sweet tea does. Maybe it's the kind of tea here? Or the sugar. I don't know.

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