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Okay. Using Wikipedia, my knowledge of English slang picked up from the BBC version of the Office, and intuition, I am guessing that someone is killing prostitutes, and the joke here is on the word "bird" which refers to both females, and the type of meat products made by Bernard Matthews.

Is this the correct translation?

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
Okay. Using Wikipedia, my knowledge of English slang picked up from the BBC version of the Office, and intuition, I am guessing that someone is killing prostitutes, and the joke here is on the word "bird" which refers to both females, and the type of meat products made by Bernard Matthews.

Is this the correct translation?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/suffolk/6201437.stm

yes, you would be correct .

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
Okay. Using Wikipedia, my knowledge of English slang picked up from the BBC version of the Office, and intuition, I am guessing that someone is killing prostitutes, and the joke here is on the word "bird" which refers to both females, and the type of meat products made by Bernard Matthews.

Is this the correct translation?
Yup. You got it!

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It kinda kills a joke when you have to research it for 10 minutes lol. But I'm glad I could decipher it!

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
It kinda kills a joke when you have to research it for 10 minutes lol. But I'm glad I could decipher it!
What's the difference between a duck?

They've both got one leg the same!

Decipher?

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Originally posted by kanthmike
What's the difference between a duck?

They've both got one leg the same!

Decipher?
This one is beyond me.

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I posted this in the joke thread months ago, but here goes.


A bear and a rabbit went for a sh !t in the woods.
The bear said to the rabbit "do you have trouble with Sh !t sticking to your fur ?"
The rabbit said "No, why ?"

So the Bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.

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I just read that thread. Its still a good joke.

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
This one is beyond me.
OK. Bit simpler.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The fish.

Think of how well your English will improve working these out! Should certainly help.

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
I just read that thread. Its still a good joke.
Did you forget the "L" from your anagram name or am I reading too much into it.

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Originally posted by uzless
Did you forget the "L" from your anagram name or am I reading too much into it.
Explain. I'm curious.

But Dies Irae is Latin for the Day of the Wrath. Like a judgement day.

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Originally posted by kanthmike
OK. Bit simpler.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The fish.

Think of how well your English will improve working these out! Should certainly help.
I get this. My English will improve lol. I'm an American! I speak perfect English.

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
I get this. My English will improve lol. I'm an American! I speak perfect English.
I'm an American! I speak perfect English?

That's a paradox!

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Lol thats why I said it. I knew you English would find that funny.