Originally posted by uzlessOh you mean like "Die Israel". No. I couldn't care less about any country on Earth or religion.
a judgement day for Israel perhaps? Maybe it's just an unfortunate coincidence in spelling.
From Wikipedia- Dies Irae is a famous thirteenth century Latin hymn thought to be written by Thomas of Celano. It is often judged to be the best medieval Latin poem, differing from classical Latin by its accentual (non-quantitative) stress and its rhymed lines. The meter is trochaic. The poem describes the day of judgment, the last trumpet summoning souls before the throne of God, where the saved will be delivered and the unsaved cast into eternal flames. The hymn was used as a sequence in the Roman Catholic Requiem Mass until the 1970 revision of the Roman Missal.
Originally posted by Dies IraeI was just about to say that myself. I should have done because I would have put it with a little bit more verbosity.
Oh you mean like "Die Israel". No. I couldn't care less about any country on Earth or religion.
From Wikipedia- Dies Irae is a famous thirteenth century Latin hymn thought to be written by Thomas of Celano. It is often judged to be the best medieval Latin poem, differing from classical Latin by its accentual (non-quantitative) stress and its rhymed ...[text shortened]... as a sequence in the Roman Catholic Requiem Mass until the 1970 revision of the Roman Missal.
Some silly clean jokes, seeing as my last joke was deleted:
Man walks into a bar, the second guy ducks.
Lobster walks into a bar. He pulled a mussel.
A hat and a dog turd go into a bar. The hat says "two pints of Guinness, my good man!" The barman says "I ain't serving you two." The hat says "Why?" To which the barman replies "because you're off yer head - and yer friend's steaming."
Daddy balloon said to baby balloon: "It's time you slept in your own bed". He did, for six months, but then had a nightmare and went back to his parents' bedroom and tried to snuggle up in bed. Unfortunately there was not enough room so he undid the knot in his mother's neck and let out a little air. When there still wasn't enough room he let out some air from his Dad. Still not enough room, he undid his own knot and let out some of his own air, and hey presto, he now snuggled up in bed, warm and happy. In the morning his Dad was furious, and in a rage he said "Son, I am really disappointed in you, not only have let me down, but you've let your Mother down, but worst of all you've let yourself down!"
Sorry, had to get off my chest.
Originally posted by bibbpThat's a good joke, but I heard a different version involving a school, which I can't remember properly.
Daddy balloon said to baby balloon: "It's time you slept in your own bed". He did, for six months, but then had a nightmare and went back to his parents' bedroom and tried to snuggle up in bed. Unfortunately there was not enough room so he undid the knot in his mother's neck and let out a little air. When there still wasn't enough room he let out some air f ...[text shortened]... r down, but worst of all you've let yourself down!"
Sorry, had to get off my chest.
A bloke's driving round Alaska and his car breaks down. He calls for breakdown recovery and eventually the guy shows up. After rummaging under the bonnet for a while, he turns to the bloke and says "Looks like you've blown a seal, mate." To which the bloke replies "No, that's just frost on my moustache."
A retired man is golfing with a few buddies when a funeral procession drives by. The man puts his club down, grabs the hat off his head, holds it to his chest and puts his head down as the procession drives off into the distance. His friends say "Bill, that was very sensitive of you." and Bill says. "Well, I was married to her for 40 years."