@great-big-stees saidNo the time just flew by didn’t it stees.
I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔
Did you go somewhere nice FMF or was it the spirituality forum 🤗
@great-big-stees saidHa! A stake through my heart!
I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔
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16 Jul 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidIt's hot over here. Forget a watch, I want a beer.
@FMF
Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.
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@great-big-stees saidSell the watch for beer money.
It's hot over here. Forget a watch, I want a beer.
16 Jul 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidThings have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.
@FMF
Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.
16 Jul 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidThings have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.
@FMF
Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.
16 Jul 19
my swiss army smartphone has
three sizes of slotted screwdrivers
a #2 phillips driver
a drop point knife
compressed air
takes photos in 3d
fingerprint scanner
facial recognition scanner
soiled underwear scanner
lint remover
tweezers
a plastic toothpick that is biodegradable, so if lost, turtle noses never get boinked
spare socks
a half pound of bacon, crisp
text messaging that never hits a data cap
adult blocking
makes chess moves autonomously
brews coffee and tea (but never earl grey)
hacksaw
breathalyzer
corn squeezin whisky still
scratch n sniff touchscreen
pictures of cats doing cat stuff
public translation services
a printer
and a place to keep pretty rocks you may find on yer daily walks
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16 Jul 19
@rookie54 saidThose Swiss sure are creative.
my swiss army smartphone has
three sizes of slotted screwdrivers
a #2 phillips driver
a drop point knife
compressed air
takes photos in 3d
fingerprint scanner
facial recognition scanner
soiled underwear scanner
lint remover
tweezers
a plastic toothpick that is biodegradable, so if lost, turtle noses never get boinked
spare socks
a half pound of bacon, crisp
te ...[text shortened]... ic translation services
a printer
and a place to keep pretty rocks you may find on yer daily walks
16 Jul 19
@great-big-stees saidYou'd have to be to put a cuckoo in a clock!
Those Swiss sure are creative.