Returning from a break

People can welcome me in whatever way you choose on this thread.

@fmf said
People can welcome me in whatever way you choose on this thread.

I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔

@great-big-stees said
I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔

No the time just flew by didn’t it stees.
Did you go somewhere nice FMF or was it the spirituality forum 🤗

@great-big-stees said
I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔

Ha! A stake through my heart!

@kevcvs57 said
No the time just flew by didn’t it stees.
Did you go somewhere nice FMF or was it the spirituality forum 🤗

It's Hell, Hell, Hell over there.

@FMF

Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
@FMF

Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.

It's hot over here. Forget a watch, I want a beer.

@great-big-stees said
It's hot over here. Forget a watch, I want a beer.

Sell the watch for beer money.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Sell the watch for beer money.

Say...you're not just a pretty face.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
@FMF

Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.

Things have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
@FMF

Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.

Things have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.

@fmf said
Things have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.

I've heard that said before.

my swiss army smartphone has
three sizes of slotted screwdrivers
a #2 phillips driver
a drop point knife
compressed air
takes photos in 3d
fingerprint scanner
facial recognition scanner
soiled underwear scanner
lint remover
tweezers
a plastic toothpick that is biodegradable, so if lost, turtle noses never get boinked
spare socks
a half pound of bacon, crisp
text messaging that never hits a data cap
adult blocking
makes chess moves autonomously
brews coffee and tea (but never earl grey)
hacksaw
breathalyzer
corn squeezin whisky still
scratch n sniff touchscreen
pictures of cats doing cat stuff
public translation services
a printer
and a place to keep pretty rocks you may find on yer daily walks

@rookie54 said
my swiss army smartphone has
three sizes of slotted screwdrivers
a #2 phillips driver
a drop point knife
compressed air
takes photos in 3d
fingerprint scanner
facial recognition scanner
soiled underwear scanner
lint remover
tweezers
a plastic toothpick that is biodegradable, so if lost, turtle noses never get boinked
spare socks
a half pound of bacon, crisp
te ...[text shortened]... ic translation services
a printer
and a place to keep pretty rocks you may find on yer daily walks

Those Swiss sure are creative.

@great-big-stees said
Those Swiss sure are creative.

You'd have to be to put a cuckoo in a clock!