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  1. Standard memberFMF
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    People can welcome me in whatever way you choose on this thread.
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    @fmf said
    People can welcome me in whatever way you choose on this thread.
    I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔
  3. Subscriberkevcvs57
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    @great-big-stees said
    I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔
    No the time just flew by didn’t it stees.
    Did you go somewhere nice FMF or was it the spirituality forum 🤗
  4. Standard memberFMF
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    @great-big-stees said
    I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔
    Ha! A stake through my heart!
  5. Standard memberFMF
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    @kevcvs57 said
    No the time just flew by didn’t it stees.
    Did you go somewhere nice FMF or was it the spirituality forum 🤗
    It's Hell, Hell, Hell over there.
  6. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    16 Jul '19 13:12
    @FMF

    Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    @FMF

    Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.
    It's hot over here. Forget a watch, I want a beer.
  8. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    @great-big-stees said
    It's hot over here. Forget a watch, I want a beer.
    Sell the watch for beer money.
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Sell the watch for beer money.
    Say...you're not just a pretty face.
  10. Standard memberFMF
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    @FMF

    Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.
    Things have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.
  11. Standard memberFMF
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    @FMF

    Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.
    Things have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.
  12. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    @fmf said
    Things have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.
    I've heard that said before.
  13. Subscriberrookie54
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    my swiss army smartphone has
    three sizes of slotted screwdrivers
    a #2 phillips driver
    a drop point knife
    compressed air
    takes photos in 3d
    fingerprint scanner
    facial recognition scanner
    soiled underwear scanner
    lint remover
    tweezers
    a plastic toothpick that is biodegradable, so if lost, turtle noses never get boinked
    spare socks
    a half pound of bacon, crisp
    text messaging that never hits a data cap
    adult blocking
    makes chess moves autonomously
    brews coffee and tea (but never earl grey)
    hacksaw
    breathalyzer
    corn squeezin whisky still
    scratch n sniff touchscreen
    pictures of cats doing cat stuff
    public translation services
    a printer
    and a place to keep pretty rocks you may find on yer daily walks
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    @rookie54 said
    my swiss army smartphone has
    three sizes of slotted screwdrivers
    a #2 phillips driver
    a drop point knife
    compressed air
    takes photos in 3d
    fingerprint scanner
    facial recognition scanner
    soiled underwear scanner
    lint remover
    tweezers
    a plastic toothpick that is biodegradable, so if lost, turtle noses never get boinked
    spare socks
    a half pound of bacon, crisp
    te ...[text shortened]... ic translation services
    a printer
    and a place to keep pretty rocks you may find on yer daily walks
    Those Swiss sure are creative.
  15. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    @great-big-stees said
    Those Swiss sure are creative.
    You'd have to be to put a cuckoo in a clock!
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