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People can welcome me in whatever way you choose on this thread.

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@fmf said
People can welcome me in whatever way you choose on this thread.
I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔

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@great-big-stees said
I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔
No the time just flew by didn’t it stees.
Did you go somewhere nice FMF or was it the spirituality forum 🤗

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@great-big-stees said
I'll just go with..."Welcome back". Didn't notice your absence. 🤔
Ha! A stake through my heart!

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@kevcvs57 said
No the time just flew by didn’t it stees.
Did you go somewhere nice FMF or was it the spirituality forum 🤗
It's Hell, Hell, Hell over there.

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@FMF

Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
@FMF

Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.
It's hot over here. Forget a watch, I want a beer.

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@great-big-stees said
It's hot over here. Forget a watch, I want a beer.
Sell the watch for beer money.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Sell the watch for beer money.
Say...you're not just a pretty face.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
@FMF

Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.
Things have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
@FMF

Welcome back sir. Tradition dictates that you buy everybody a Cartier watch.
Things have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.

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@fmf said
Things have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.
I've heard that said before.

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my swiss army smartphone has
three sizes of slotted screwdrivers
a #2 phillips driver
a drop point knife
compressed air
takes photos in 3d
fingerprint scanner
facial recognition scanner
soiled underwear scanner
lint remover
tweezers
a plastic toothpick that is biodegradable, so if lost, turtle noses never get boinked
spare socks
a half pound of bacon, crisp
text messaging that never hits a data cap
adult blocking
makes chess moves autonomously
brews coffee and tea (but never earl grey)
hacksaw
breathalyzer
corn squeezin whisky still
scratch n sniff touchscreen
pictures of cats doing cat stuff
public translation services
a printer
and a place to keep pretty rocks you may find on yer daily walks

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@rookie54 said
my swiss army smartphone has
three sizes of slotted screwdrivers
a #2 phillips driver
a drop point knife
compressed air
takes photos in 3d
fingerprint scanner
facial recognition scanner
soiled underwear scanner
lint remover
tweezers
a plastic toothpick that is biodegradable, so if lost, turtle noses never get boinked
spare socks
a half pound of bacon, crisp
te ...[text shortened]... ic translation services
a printer
and a place to keep pretty rocks you may find on yer daily walks
Those Swiss sure are creative.

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@great-big-stees said
Those Swiss sure are creative.
You'd have to be to put a cuckoo in a clock!