Returning from a break

@fmf said
Things have changed. People used to just look at their smart phones back in the day.

But now the smartphones are looking back.

@rookie54 said
my swiss army smartphone has
three sizes of slotted screwdrivers
a #2 phillips driver
a drop point knife
compressed air
takes photos in 3d
fingerprint scanner
facial recognition scanner
soiled underwear scanner
lint remover
tweezers
a plastic toothpick that is biodegradable, so if lost, turtle noses never get boinked
spare socks
a half pound of bacon, crisp
te ...[text shortened]... ic translation services
a printer
and a place to keep pretty rocks you may find on yer daily walks

No wonder you never answer your phone, does it double up as a flare gun in case you spot someone dropping litter?