@rookie54 said
my swiss army smartphone has
three sizes of slotted screwdrivers
a #2 phillips driver
a drop point knife
compressed air
takes photos in 3d
fingerprint scanner
facial recognition scanner
soiled underwear scanner
lint remover
tweezers
a plastic toothpick that is biodegradable, so if lost, turtle noses never get boinked
spare socks
a half pound of bacon, crisp
te ...[text shortened]... ic translation services
a printer
and a place to keep pretty rocks you may find on yer daily walks
No wonder you never answer your phone, does it double up as a flare gun in case you spot someone dropping litter?
