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  1. SubscriberFMF
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    09 Jun '18 05:39
    I haven't worn a watch in 23 years.
  2. SubscriberKewpie
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    09 Jun '18 05:44
    Originally posted by @fmf
    I haven't worn a watch in 23 years.
    I gave up wearing a watch, lasted about 3 days before I went to buy a new one.
    I don't own, and don't want to own, a smartphone.
  3. Gothenburg
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    09 Jun '18 07:25
    I don't write about old times for my grandchildren to share, which seems to be required by grandparents. And I don't have a smartphone.
  4. SubscriberFMF
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    09 Jun '18 07:41
    On any given day, night, noon and morn, I am rarely ever more than 200 cm away from my smartphone.
  5. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    09 Jun '18 07:44
    Originally posted by @fmf
    On any given day, night, noon and morn, I am rarely ever more than 200 cm away from my smartphone.
    Do you have it tied to your wrist with a piece of string?
  6. SubscriberFMF
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    09 Jun '18 07:47
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Do you have it tied to your wrist with a piece of string?
    Psychologically, perhaps, yes.
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    09 Jun '18 08:03
    Originally posted by @fmf
    Psychologically, perhaps, yes.
    Although it will be missed,
    stop tying your smartphone to your wrist.
    Even psychologically,
    it's damaging technologically,
    Sir, you must desist.
  8. Stargazing
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    09 Jun '18 09:29
    In 27 years of marriage to the same person, I’ve never worn a wedding ring.
  9. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    09 Jun '18 12:171 edit
    I have not washed my bits in the last 24 hours. 😞
  10. Subscriberrookie54
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    09 Jun '18 13:14
    like a clockwork orange, every day,
    feed the animals,
    drink a cup of black coffee,
    play chess (usually 6-10 moves),
    take a dump (even tho the correct description is to "leave" a dump),
    marvel at the simplicity of life...
  11. Subscriberhuckleberryhound
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    09 Jun '18 13:19
    I'm going home on Tuesday.
  12. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    09 Jun '18 15:19
    On my home planet, we don't have Tuesdays.
  13. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    09 Jun '18 15:34
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    On my home planet, we don't have Tuesdays.
    We regret to inform you that your home planet has been declared off limits, effective on Monday.
  14. SubscriberFMF
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    09 Jun '18 21:03
    At any given moment on any ordinary day, the chances are I am not wearing underpants.
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    09 Jun '18 22:16
    Originally posted by @fmf
    At any given moment on any ordinary day, the chances are I am not wearing underpants.
    Isn't there a reason people wear underwear?

    If not, why so much production and sales of it?
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