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I haven't worn a watch in 23 years.

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Originally posted by @fmf
I haven't worn a watch in 23 years.
I gave up wearing a watch, lasted about 3 days before I went to buy a new one.
I don't own, and don't want to own, a smartphone.

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I don't write about old times for my grandchildren to share, which seems to be required by grandparents. And I don't have a smartphone.

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On any given day, night, noon and morn, I am rarely ever more than 200 cm away from my smartphone.

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Originally posted by @fmf
On any given day, night, noon and morn, I am rarely ever more than 200 cm away from my smartphone.
Do you have it tied to your wrist with a piece of string?

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Do you have it tied to your wrist with a piece of string?
Psychologically, perhaps, yes.

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Originally posted by @fmf
Psychologically, perhaps, yes.
Although it will be missed,
stop tying your smartphone to your wrist.
Even psychologically,
it's damaging technologically,
Sir, you must desist.

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I have not washed my bits in the last 24 hours. 😞

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like a clockwork orange, every day,
feed the animals,
drink a cup of black coffee,
play chess (usually 6-10 moves),
take a dump (even tho the correct description is to "leave" a dump),
marvel at the simplicity of life...

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I'm going home on Tuesday.

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On my home planet, we don't have Tuesdays.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
On my home planet, we don't have Tuesdays.
We regret to inform you that your home planet has been declared off limits, effective on Monday.

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At any given moment on any ordinary day, the chances are I am not wearing underpants.

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Originally posted by @fmf
At any given moment on any ordinary day, the chances are I am not wearing underpants.
Isn't there a reason people wear underwear?

If not, why so much production and sales of it?