Revelations

I haven't worn a watch in 23 years.

Originally posted by @fmf
I haven't worn a watch in 23 years.

I gave up wearing a watch, lasted about 3 days before I went to buy a new one.
I don't own, and don't want to own, a smartphone.

I don't write about old times for my grandchildren to share, which seems to be required by grandparents. And I don't have a smartphone.

On any given day, night, noon and morn, I am rarely ever more than 200 cm away from my smartphone.

Originally posted by @fmf
On any given day, night, noon and morn, I am rarely ever more than 200 cm away from my smartphone.

Do you have it tied to your wrist with a piece of string?

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Do you have it tied to your wrist with a piece of string?

Psychologically, perhaps, yes.

Originally posted by @fmf
Psychologically, perhaps, yes.

Although it will be missed,
stop tying your smartphone to your wrist.
Even psychologically,
it's damaging technologically,
Sir, you must desist.

In 27 years of marriage to the same person, I’ve never worn a wedding ring.

I have not washed my bits in the last 24 hours. 😞

like a clockwork orange, every day,
feed the animals,
drink a cup of black coffee,
play chess (usually 6-10 moves),
take a dump (even tho the correct description is to "leave" a dump),
marvel at the simplicity of life...

I'm going home on Tuesday.

On my home planet, we don't have Tuesdays.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
On my home planet, we don't have Tuesdays.

We regret to inform you that your home planet has been declared off limits, effective on Monday.

At any given moment on any ordinary day, the chances are I am not wearing underpants.

Originally posted by @fmf
At any given moment on any ordinary day, the chances are I am not wearing underpants.

Isn't there a reason people wear underwear?

If not, why so much production and sales of it?